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Karlos
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   Old Thread  #59 9 Feb 2025 at 11.40pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #43
Yeah, these two chaps only work for self-absorbed-divas

My mate lost his car in the car park, that was a good 30-40mins of walking around in the cold stabbing the key fob trying to see indicators flash...

It was very busy for an hour or two at the start, got better (crowd wise) as the day progressed

Didn't buy much, most stuff was RRP
Fivenil
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   Old Thread  #58 3 Feb 2025 at 8.24am  0  Login    Register
'DF touched me here' tattoo booked in.
braders1978
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   Old Thread  #57 2 Feb 2025 at 5.32pm  1  Login    Register
In reply to Post #56
Im sure he told me he had to balance two snooker balls in a leathery sack on his chin
Baitman
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   Old Thread  #56 2 Feb 2025 at 5.25pm  0  Login    Register
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Did you have to milk a cow blindfolded
Belch
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Belch
   Old Thread  #55 2 Feb 2025 at 5.14pm  1  Login    Register
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Lol . . . I said that when I got my Jim L Fixit badge . . .
Fivenil
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   Old Thread  #54 2 Feb 2025 at 11.23am  2  Login    Register
Pure jealousy I feel, as yesterday........I was the chosen one.
Belch
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   Old Thread  #53 2 Feb 2025 at 11.01am  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #44
I'd be informing the police; Saville / Harris / Edwards now Fairbrass . . .fame corrupts
vossy1
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   Old Thread  #52 2 Feb 2025 at 10.18am  1  Login    Register
You lot
whataclonker
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   Old Thread  #51 2 Feb 2025 at 7.51am  0  Login    Register
Danny "the fingers" Fairbrass..
mark1009
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   Old Thread  #50 1 Feb 2025 at 7.14pm  1  Login    Register
In reply to Post #44
Well that's you cured of scrofula then. Happy days.
Fivenil
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   Old Thread  #49 1 Feb 2025 at 7.05pm  1  Login    Register
In reply to Post #48
I will never wash it again.
kells
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kells
   Old Thread  #48 1 Feb 2025 at 6.51pm  3  Login    Register
In reply to Post #44
Touched by the hand of Fairbrass... sounds almost religious..
55s
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55s
   Old Thread  #47 1 Feb 2025 at 6.38pm  4  Login    Register
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‘Danny fairbrass touched me on the shoulder

Was it Konsential, a Koress, a kornoodle, or a just a koruddle?
Baitman
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   Old Thread  #46 1 Feb 2025 at 6.19pm  9  Login    Register
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Can you show me on the doll where Danny touched you
norty1
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   Old Thread  #45 1 Feb 2025 at 5.48pm  3  Login    Register
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‘Danny fairbrass touched me on the shoulder”

People are going to be jealous!
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