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catfish1
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   Old Thread  #1857 24 Jun 2013 at 7.39am  0  Login    Register
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years ago it was suggested "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."But since all the doctors are now muslim,i've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #1856 24 Jun 2013 at 7.35am  0  Login    Register
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Gangbang style
Mr-Bean-Laden
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   Old Thread  #1855 23 Jun 2013 at 7.42pm  0  Login    Register


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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1854 23 Jun 2013 at 8.03am  0  Login    Register
I don't see why Kanya West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.

If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name like Fred.
elltell
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   Old Thread  #1853 22 Jun 2013 at 10.18pm  0  Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1852 22 Jun 2013 at 8.30am  0  Login    Register
Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"...

Wow...Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
Mr-Bean-Laden
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   Old Thread  #1851 21 Jun 2013 at 5.13pm  0  Login    Register
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catfish1
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   Old Thread  #1850 20 Jun 2013 at 8.32pm  0  Login    Register
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"Mashed potato everywhere"
ralph69
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   Old Thread  #1849 20 Jun 2013 at 4.48pm  0  Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1848 20 Jun 2013 at 7.30am  0  Login    Register
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the video - its fu**ing hilarious!
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   Old Thread  #1847 19 Jun 2013 at 4.52pm  0  Login    Register
John terry has just announced 'It was me all along!' and taken credit for the vocal on the Milli Vanilli double LP from 1988.
sik
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   Old Thread  #1846 18 Jun 2013 at 6.57pm  0  Login    Register
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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1845 17 Jun 2013 at 8.06pm  0  Login    Register
What's Stuart Hall getting for Christmas? The bunk bed above Ken Barlow.
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   Old Thread  #1844 15 Jun 2013 at 8.20pm  0  Login    Register
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I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off.
sik
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   Old Thread  #1843 13 Jun 2013 at 8.48pm  0  Login    Register
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the fcukin jar open!
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