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Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
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In reply to Post #451
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Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
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In reply to Post #451 only boxer with a cauliflower arse
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Congratulations to Audley Harrison.
He's beaten Katie Price's record for 'most time on your back after being fisted.'
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In reply to Post #449 Right section dodge
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Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
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I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
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In reply to Post #44 Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.
They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.
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In reply to Post #6 Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)
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I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.
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In reply to Post #440
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In reply to Post #440 brilliant ha ha
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In reply to Post #439 Extract from Shades of grey….
He was in ecstasy and a huge smile spread across his face as his girlfriend moved slowly forwards and then backwards again.
Forwards then backwards. Back and forth. Back and forth. In and out. In and out. Her heart was pounding faster now.
Her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then progressively louder. Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream, then sighed heavily and relaxed her vice-like grip!!!
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