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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #455 15 Oct 2012 at 8.44pm  0  Login    Register
Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #454 14 Oct 2012 at 7.22pm  0  Login    Register
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blackfield
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   Old Thread  #453 14 Oct 2012 at 5.55pm  0  Login    Register
Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
jimmyAd
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   Old Thread  #452 14 Oct 2012 at 2.30pm  0  Login    Register
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only boxer with a cauliflower arse
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #451 14 Oct 2012 at 8.21am  0  Login    Register
Congratulations to Audley Harrison.
He's beaten Katie Price's record for 'most time on your back after being fisted.'
jimmyAd
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   Old Thread  #450 14 Oct 2012 at 8.08am  0  Login    Register
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Right section dodge
D_Viper
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   Old Thread  #449 14 Oct 2012 at 7.52am  0  Login    Register
'Audley Harrison'
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #448 14 Oct 2012 at 7.47am  0  Login    Register
Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #447 13 Oct 2012 at 9.13pm  0  Login    Register
I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
jonk
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   Old Thread  #446 13 Oct 2012 at 8.14pm  0  Login    Register
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Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.

They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.
rdk
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rdk
   Old Thread  #444 12 Oct 2012 at 3.27pm  0  Login    Register
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Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #443 12 Oct 2012 at 1.16pm  0  Login    Register
I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.
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   Old Thread  #442 12 Oct 2012 at 12.01pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #441 12 Oct 2012 at 11.51am  0  Login    Register
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brilliant ha ha
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   Old Thread  #440 12 Oct 2012 at 9.21am  0  Login    Register
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Extract from Shades of grey….



He was in ecstasy and a huge smile spread across his face as his girlfriend moved slowly forwards and then backwards again.

Forwards then backwards. Back and forth. Back and forth. In and out. In and out. Her heart was pounding faster now.

Her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then progressively louder. Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream, then sighed heavily and relaxed her vice-like grip!!!

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