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In reply to Post #1327
 quality
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WOMAN'S DIARY
5 March 2013 Tuesday
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls
and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud,
so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.
He was still very subdued and distracted
so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself
- he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be
paying any attention to me or to what I was saying,
I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered
if he was going to come in,
He hesitated but followed.
I asked him what was wrong,
but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.
After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed,
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply,
He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and,
to my surprise, we made love
- but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.
I cried myself to sleep -
I think he's planning to leave me -
maybe he's found someone else.
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MAN'S DIARY:
Tuesday 5 March
Man U lost.
Gutted.
Got a shag though
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In reply to Post #1327
Get in lad
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My computer beat me at chess. But it’s no match for me at kick-boxing.
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In reply to Post #1327
love it
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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I like breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked, was a nice shaved snatch.
Apparently I'm not welcome in KFC anymore.
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A welsh farmer was f--king his prize ewe when his sheepdog came over and started licking his ---hole.
Although it helped him come quicker,he couldn't help but think-dogs are dirty b.....ds!.
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"Don't forget it's Steak and Blowjob Day today!" I said to the wife before I left work.
"That's not fair," she moaned. "What do I get out of all this? "....
"A trip to the butchers and a protein shake!"
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NON Carp stuff