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It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Saville in 1963
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In reply to Post #465
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Fifa have asked fans their views on tonights england game being called off...
"Its a disgrace. I've spent hundreds on travel & accomodation and have to get back to england for work in the morning". . . said a poland fan
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The Polish F.A. have found a solution to their water logged pitch....
They've phoned Jordan and asked to borrow one of her Tampax.
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In reply to Post #460
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McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.
84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps
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In reply to Post #458
splashley
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Perfect pitch conditions for ashley young........Actually have a pool to dive into .
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Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.
One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?
'.'No the tits' she replied.
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The first rule of fight club is...Don't be Audley Harrison.
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Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
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Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
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