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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce and a tomato?.
Chicken Caesar salad.
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In reply to Post #2657
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Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
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What do you call a constipated detective?
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No sh*t sherlock
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In reply to Post #2644
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Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole 
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me and the wife sat down for dinner, she nearly choked to death when I told her I put ginger in the curry, Christ.....she loves that cat.
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In reply to Post #2651
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Paddy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, doc checks him out and says well I can't find anything wrong, must be the drink, Paddy says ok doc I'll come back when your sober.
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In reply to Post #2649
Gutted as my beloved pet mouse named Elvis died recently due to getting caught in a trap.
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Paddy says to Mick I've just found a pen, is it yours? Mick replies give it here, then writes on a scrap of paper, yes says Mick, it is mine, Paddy says how can you be so sure, Mick says its MY hand writing.
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In reply to Post #2646
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To the person who stole my glasses....
I will find you....
I have contacts
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In reply to Post #2644
Brilliant
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A guy was going into the mental home, he stopped and asked the doctor "how do you judge wether a patient is sane or not" the doc replied "we fill a bath with water and put a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket next to it and ask the patient to empty the bath", ah, I get it, the normal person will choose the bucket, the doc said "no, the normal person will pull the plug, would you like a bed near the window.
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Joke Thread
#2659 29 Jul 2020 at 9.51pm
