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part 2 was getting far to long
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In reply to Post #710 I'm cutting the grass 2day
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In reply to Post #709 were has every one gone
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In reply to Post #706 Quality
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In reply to Post #1 now to short
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #706 Funnily enough after the last social and tin of maggots impromptu fire work display we never got invited back
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In reply to Post #705 **** off ****
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In reply to Post #704 Mind your own ****ing business
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Just for something to do I thought I'd read through this moribund thread...There's half and hour of my life I won't get back. Have they all died in the 'Stow or something?
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In reply to Post #702 Don't matter, thought you knew the fella
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In reply to Post #701 Whos SI,
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In reply to Post #700 Ha ha nowhere special mate, I seem to do more in France than I do hear these days, did you hear about si Mullins ?
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In reply to Post #698 It's so secret not even the carp know it's there
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In reply to Post #698 Not telling you
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In reply to Post #697 No,not on the stow this year,but will be back,whats your angling this year
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In reply to Post #696 You on the lockey this year snap ?
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In reply to Post #693
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In reply to Post #694 And you still ain't bought me a pint !
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In reply to Post #692 Since 1997
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In reply to Post #692 KM ??? Kelly Maloney ??
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In reply to Post #691 Eny of u boys ever see KM over there,and shakey how long u beenon the ressies
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In reply to Post #690 He came over there once , someone nicked his bike pump and turned it into a crack pipe
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In reply to Post #689 So are we saying that chris yates a kreel and tea served from a silver tea service would be a tad out of place.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #688 I remember waking up there one morning putting the kettle on and watching the mist rise of the water and fish crashing it was a perfect start to a days carp fishing.
Alas I heard the unmistakable scream of an East end accent shouting John John you faaaaacking caaaaaaant John you caaaaaant get the fsaaaaaaacking net you caaaaaaant.
It's hardly Redmire
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In reply to Post #687 I came past the waters on thursday and thought ill have to come and fish here and see what all the fuss is about....and then i remembered...Magoo is organising a social...its got to be a do to rival the millenium cos he started in october 2013
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In reply to Post #686 Can't have been Shakey he's been remanded for lewd behaviour at the plicemans ball......he only went for a piss and they thought he was having a J Arthur
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In reply to Post #685 And I see shakey 2
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In reply to Post #684 Where was that, primark ?
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #683 Good to finally meet you on Sunday Tim
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In reply to Post #680 River was 2 clear on sunday , but like a summers day
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In reply to Post #678 Pete when does the rules ticket run out?
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In reply to Post #680 It won't last ken, the ****ing sausages will catch him and put him on a barbecue
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Last I heard a certain Daffy Duck was going to do the 'Stow this year...
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In reply to Post #678 Saves you putting your polesberg in a cool bag eh Pete
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In reply to Post #677 Tomorrow , if me local friend "Frank" tells me its not frozen... Ruxley the weekend
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In reply to Post #676 how comes your not at laddingford brother of russ.
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In reply to Post #674 I'm such a good boy to be Frank.
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In reply to Post #674 Of course mate,been a good boy as always not been fishing much tho due out the weekend,if she lets me lol.hope your good mate
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #673 Including himself
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In reply to Post #671 Pete you'll speak to anyone
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #671 http://www.talktofrank.com
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In reply to Post #670 I always speak to Frank.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #669 I like Frank and considered him a mate but now he hardly speaks to me because of that **** Dinny
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In reply to Post #667 That thought did cross my mind dean
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In reply to Post #667 **** off ****
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #666 I think it might have something to do with the fact Frank doesn't like him Dave
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In reply to Post #665 You know frank with is 5 second memory
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In reply to Post #663 Still waiting David
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In reply to Post #659 Gutted
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In reply to Post #662 Probably got to wait for his Mrs to go asleep so he can use the phone
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In reply to Post #661 Text him today dave, he replied I'll give you a ring later......... That was nine hours ago
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In reply to Post #660 You won't see the blank on here heard he ain't allowed out apart from work he's also banned from using the Internet
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Only want the blank and we've got a full house............. Of mugs
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #658 All good here mate living back down South and getting back on the bank
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In reply to Post #657 Yeah still working hard and not much fishing although been doing a bit of sea fishing again this winter and bagged 5 small cod on my last trip . How you been keeping
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #656 What O Peter old bean
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In reply to Post #655 Good evening my learned friends. I do hope ones are jolly well.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #654 Oi Oi Shakey still making your millions mate
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In reply to Post #653 Oi oi ginger
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #652 Oi Oi Mick staying out of trouble I hope mate
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In reply to Post #651 We are making a come back mr magoo be aware lol
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In reply to Post #650 Oi bivvi i thought the taliban had captured you how comes your still on here
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In reply to Post #646 And me 2
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In reply to Post #648 I thought so
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #647
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In reply to Post #646 And me
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #645 I know who you are
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In reply to Post #641 U still up north ging , such a shame those Scottish are still bleading us dry
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In reply to Post #643 It defiinetly ain't his Barnet son, he's balder than your dogs sack
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #642 Apparently Johnny Barnes has been seen sporting the Korda Nanny pat hat
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In reply to Post #641 Oh right
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #638 Din,
being "on the river" is Walthamstow slang for "I have had my laptop confiscated and I am currently under investigation by operation yewtree"
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In reply to Post #639 Looks like there all creeping back Foz, just seen Johnny Barnes having a peek
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In reply to Post #638 been on the river
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In reply to Post #635 **** me snap you out on tag ?
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In reply to Post #636 U tart rodney
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #635
Any perch in the number one please
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In reply to Post #1 whens the next night fishing
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In reply to Post #632 im still about mike just dont get much time for the internet still bagging up on the stow though
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You out on tag mick ?
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In reply to Post #618 Where have you been Shacky, was getting worried about you.
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which underground, urban guerilla type no publicity member of this forum has sold his soul and has joined the ranks of nash as a consultant
you really wont believe it when you find out
and i heard he's fishing for wrong un's
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In reply to Post #629 Or buy your own gun
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In reply to Post #628 No mate since getting married my only vice is alcohol...oh and fishing
Just thought you were finally coming out and putting a stop to all the rumours
Btw we are going to soon need to carry more kit when we fish around East London. The below came up on my sat nav the other day....guess Kevlar vest are going to be mandatory.
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In reply to Post #627 you back on the furry's Micky ?
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In reply to Post #626 Don't tell you partake in the fishnets ...all those rumours around the stow are true then
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In reply to Post #625 Nope
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In reply to Post #624 That's to easy...shaky and I'm guessing the transvestite is wonderwall?
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ive seen a photo of a forum member, member being a pretty accurate description of said person, in a rather compromising position with what looks like a nigerian midget and what is definetly a croation transvestite .
if you can guess who it is i might reveal all
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In reply to Post #621 **** him if the good lord dint want em shorn, he wouldnt have made em sheep
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #621 Hes a liberty taker mate
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In reply to Post #619 The poor guy is not a turtle...why sell a brolly without storm poles. Just plain wrong
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #619 Your liberty taker and a bully
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In reply to Post #618 aint talking to me dave ever since i sold him a brolly with no storm poles
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In reply to Post #616 Anyone seen or heard from frank ? Heard a rumour he's been sectioned
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In reply to Post #616 Who you been touching ...
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Mate there's some rather touchy people on here tonight
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In reply to Post #614 Woah snap you back on the gear again son
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In reply to Post #1 LIKE THIS
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In reply to Post #612 ...careful you will make some on here jealous
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In reply to Post #611 I know, ive been stalking you
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In reply to Post #610 F*** me that must have been torture for you
I've been posting too much on here...turning into one of those windbags
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In reply to Post #609 No !! just been minding me own ****ing business, what about you ?
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In reply to Post #608 Is that your edge....btw where you been? Got lost in France or the misses restricted your fishing time
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In reply to Post #607 ime going this Saturday, wont be quite so busy
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In reply to Post #605 21st June...if you don't mind the rush.
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In reply to Post #605 this Saturday, fancy it ?
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In reply to Post #604 whens the next night fishing please
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In reply to Post #603 Only because i put swampy in the going swim, you was no help you mug
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #602 Get ****ed , Cambridgeshire 7 Essex 3
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In reply to Post #601 mate, that was the worst display of angling I have ever witnessed
you couldn't catch crab's
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #600 And fished with some crackers
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In reply to Post #599 yes mate we had some proper crackers
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In reply to Post #598 Bigguns, well done fella.
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In reply to Post #596 took some cracking photo's of the lump's I caught though
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In reply to Post #596 Is Shakey finished
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #594
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In reply to Post #593 went to france with bumwrecker last week, he did the same
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In reply to Post #591 No did the higher sat, fished like a pleb and caugh f all
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In reply to Post #588 What, not the toilet thingmejib,
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In reply to Post #590 you been over today snap ?
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In reply to Post #587
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In reply to Post #588 be careful what you say son he wasn't actually found guilty
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #586 Did you not hear about shakey mate ?
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In reply to Post #585 hello snap long time no speak, this thread seemed to die a death at the same time the government introduced the " fit to work " scheme
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In reply to Post #585 yer just got a season ticket for the lower , higher and locky, does Shakey still fish the ressies.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #584 Been fishing ?
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In reply to Post #583 Yer u ok
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #582 Alright Snap
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In reply to Post #581 Yippi
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In reply to Post #580 The 1/2/3 open from today
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In reply to Post #579 New thames water web site up with all the times, and saturday 24hrs
for 2014, and matches
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In reply to Post #575 i should have let you bleed to death in the snow
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In reply to Post #577 closed season I will give it a go
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In reply to Post #576 any one entering ERICS ANGLING CHAPIONSHIP at the stow on the 16th May on the 1/2/3
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In reply to Post #572 It was a good weekend shame you couldn't make it . And yeah a few bivvys got wiped out in the storm dan cracknells looked like a tree had fallen on it
Ol and frank lived up to his name
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In reply to Post #574 You've said that wrong mate.
Most people on here know the only time you caught in a match was when you asked me to tie 2 rigs up for you and used my bait.
I didn't remind anyone in this match about it either
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In reply to Post #573 did you use them rigs i tied you
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| GAVIN | Posts: 4124 |  | aka ShortStack | |
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In reply to Post #572 no problem with the wind on our bank, just the cheap tackle on the other bank!
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how did the match go ?
fair play for sticking it out in that storm
i bet it was murder trying to hold your shelters down
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In reply to Post #567 Looks like rain again
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In reply to Post #569 I hear franks done you a favour din or he will do this weekend
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i see shakey has caught fido AGAIN !!!!!
about time you put him back i think david, keeping him in that wheelie bin is not doing him any favours
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In reply to Post #567
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In reply to Post #566 Pastor mick,think you got the wrong person,i love satan
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In reply to Post #565 No i have just seen him on bbc1 the big question.[is there any evidencefor satan] pastor mick]
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #564 Alright Mick , has someone sneaked you a 3G phone in or have you been given Internet privileges
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In reply to Post #563 Must of been taking his medicine,especially if he landed it
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In reply to Post #562 Must admit hes abit better at it now mind you he couldn't get any worse
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In reply to Post #560 **** me Dave you was brave
Ime surprised the thick **** had the net the right way round
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In reply to Post #560 doosh doosh
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In reply to Post #557 Din he came over to see me and I gav him a fishing lesson . Ol and I let him land my fish they went in the net eventually
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In reply to Post #558 aint seen no scousers over there just a few mad mancs ,poles and firestarters
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #557 looking for scousers to blow off
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little bird tell's me the blank was seen on the banks of the stow last week
not fishing just walking dont tell his missus she will want to know where he got a pound from
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In reply to Post #555 More flammable without a mixer ,
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #554 And lemonade
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In reply to Post #553 Meths?
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #552 That's the spirit mate
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In reply to Post #551 o dear i tried to be nice this year and still get the blame onwards and upwards
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #550 sorry mate didn't mean to offend you , Frank told us you where gay
Apologies
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In reply to Post #547 As you brought up the gay thing I thought it was your thing ...I don't judge.
however may be I have got you all wrong
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In reply to Post #548 I am always nice...and to you, have a great new year
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In reply to Post #547 Happy new year me ol mates, be nice,
hahahaha
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #546 Your gonna have to do better then that Forrest
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In reply to Post #545 Biv Biv Biv...do I sense some pent up frustration?
I suggest you go grab some lube and the nearest male to go and unwind. We don't want you frustrated so early on the new year
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #543 No bother
Got any more pictures of your mum ?
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In reply to Post #542 come out like
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In reply to Post #540 Dictionary..? No I was told I was on the naughty list...but I cannot elaborate
Keep wacking away in that bivvy
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #541 Just come out mate , we all know you pair are at it
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In reply to Post #540 not nice like foz
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #539 You get a dictionary for Christmas Gaylord ? Don't use any big words like that in your love notes to Frank he will need a lie down
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In reply to Post #537 Aaaah Biv I cannot speak for frank but I'm not they way inclined....however if the thought of the scenario gets your motor going then who am I to spoil your fantasies?
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In reply to Post #537 no idea who anyone is like foz.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #536 Your new Internet mate
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In reply to Post #535 to whom like foz?
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #534 Are you shagging him Frank .you seem awful close
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In reply to Post #533 joe pissed in your cornflakes again
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In reply to Post #532 i wouldnt take that halfwit to france he has just about grasped the queen's english so to take him to another country would be too much for his underdeveloped mind,,,, much the same as you i would imagine
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In reply to Post #530 I would exactly call him Santa ....more like the grinch with issues.
Let's face it could you really spend hours in the car with him, do his cooking and washing up only for him to put you on the crap side of the swim..!!
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In reply to Post #529 your having a bubble the ****ing washing up would be four foot high by the time he got home
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In reply to Post #529 really santa got my letter
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In reply to Post #528 im only saying frank as i heard he book another trip and he was taking you as a christmas present
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In reply to Post #527 bit harsh there shaky nothing but love for the magoo
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In reply to Post #526 frank he,ll never take you to france if you keep winding him up
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In reply to Post #525 why do yo swear so much?
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In reply to Post #524 bloody hell i take it all back your not a stupid **** your a clever ****
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In reply to Post #523 No lucky for me none of those....although you gotta feel for them
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In reply to Post #522 are you his wife,only friend or son or brother
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In reply to Post #516 He really is an easy read...
Swearing = In his mind every swear word really has **** in it.
I am a carp god = I have studied my goldfish.
French excursions = Reads holiday brochures.
Alludes to large/numerous catches = Often mixes up years and combines them for better effect.
Alter ego = a stubborn, short, near sighed old fool (errrrrm)
I could go on about his delusions of grandeur but...I have to leave him something
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In reply to Post #520 just as i thought, same old **** then
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In reply to Post #519 yes din i will try to be the better person and not abuse you to much i will fish as much as i can this year is another AND you to catch your dream fish in england have a few sessions with the man called ginger mug fozzy
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In reply to Post #518 whatever any new years resolutions frank, apart from the same old " ime definetly going to do more fishing this year "
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In reply to Post #517 i shall refrain from mugging you off today dinny as it is not nice at the 1st day of the year
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In reply to Post #516 i would be surprised if you know your own house number you thick ****
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In reply to Post #515 well he has your number like i do billy
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In reply to Post #514 found a new mate have we frank i think you will definetly get on as you both seem to be as stupid as each other
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In reply to Post #513
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In reply to Post #512 got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
Yes the betty ford centre and broadmoor (prone the exaggeration wing)
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In reply to Post #510 to many sherry's again ginge when will you learn
got a couple of dates booked for you know where this year
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In reply to Post #510 nice roast will sort that out.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #509 A lot
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In reply to Post #508 you still a little drunk foz
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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You pair of Mobys , you will still be talking about going in 2015 Frank , realise your a nod again disappear of the radar and sell your gear,
I will still be catching em
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In reply to Post #505 what for ?
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In reply to Post #504 no i bought the pub
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In reply to Post #503 this one
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In reply to Post #501 I would be worried...if I ever thought you would get around to organising it!! And I'm not even in the forties club yet...must be at least half your age
So did you escape the pub without paying for a beer or is that a stupid question....
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In reply to Post #502 what saturday frank ?
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yes plenty of fishing coming up soon for me i will be popping over sat if everything goes to plan to see you guys. happy new year to you all
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In reply to Post #500 your not invited, your too old
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In reply to Post #499 Made you get your wallet out did they...
And I'll go fishing as soon as you sort out the social...
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In reply to Post #498 tell you what i know just how michael schumaker feel's that is the last time ever that i go in a pub for a quick one at 12 oclock on new years eve
in fact its the last time ever that i will ever go in a pub ever again, unless its for charity
so whats occurring this year boy's any of you mug's actually going fishing ? after all this is a fishing based forum !
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #497 Frank will sponsor you for a nosh Pete , he has sponsored loads of noshes of blokes
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In reply to Post #496 aaah **** me now the truths out,thats my nosh sponsorship application ****ed, thanks a bunch.
merry xmas you git,
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In reply to Post #495 i can belive that foz if you would of said magoo on the other hand
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #494 Mate , he's a cockney as sure as you paid me £20 to get your picture taken with that fish in your profile pic when I caught it
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In reply to Post #493 all out now init, Frank a Mockney. get right on me earthas
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #492 Your about as posh as Pete is sane
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In reply to Post #490 toodle pip
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In reply to Post #490 i have always been posh peter .......the barrow boy get up is just an act to fit in with riff raff like magoo
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In reply to Post #489 Jot? you gone from urban to the suburbs
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In reply to Post #488 Remorse from the box of frogs I think not a jot deano
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #487 Yes but peter said sorry afterwards
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In reply to Post #486 Did he deserve it peter.
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In reply to Post #485 burnt a boiled egg last week.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #484 No he just like burning things
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In reply to Post #483 Pyromaniac
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #482 Or anything ?
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In reply to Post #481 Yes thanks bag of frogs Did you set fire to anyone today peter
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In reply to Post #480 what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
Jokes on the inside
Hope you all had a nice day.
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In reply to Post #479
what did the misses buy you din two lolly sticks and a rubber band
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A word of warning fella's to any of you who have bought your children i pads, playstations, x boxes that type of thing.
Prolonged use of said items will definetly have an effect on your childs well being.
Your child's mental and physical health will suffer as he/she becomes so engrossed with their present that the ability to think for themselves, simple mathematical equations will become almost an impossibility and their speech will be impaired.
frank the blank is a classic example and he only got a piece of coal
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In reply to Post #477 merry crimbo guys
the pm i got off magoo was about hair grow, girdle and his most prized present was a signed card off kevin ellis which he is sniffing the envelope i bet
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merry christmas boys hope you have a good un
just had a PM from the blank, santa got him the bike he asked for and has promised to come back next year and take the stabilizers off for him
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In reply to Post #475 Thanks for the warning.
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In reply to Post #474 just heard from kev he's got a couple of trips sorted for this year and i am on both of them if you want i could put some of your names forward in case any body drops out
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In reply to Post #472 soon mate, i just got to get me moves down and were off
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In reply to Post #471 Certainly arent any "mugs" in there When you going to france with Kevin,? should be a great video to watch
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In reply to Post #469 I was talking to your mate and he reckon's you aint got all the cup's in the cupboard
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magoo is a shirt lifter have a nice day
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In reply to Post #468 haha there should be a stage show, most wouldnt get it but would be funny as.....
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In reply to Post #467
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #466 Watered down wine gums lee
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In reply to Post #465 Was it sherbert or bon bons.
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #464 Been down the working men's club ain't he , had a light and bitter phoned me up started getting all lemon
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In reply to Post #462 ****ing hell magoo your up late again,you must have sucked most of england off if they are still counting them half peas
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #462 Jog on Garnett I have seen more beer spilled down a barmaids blouse
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In reply to Post #461 youd have to sell your house to drink what i have
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #460 Had a couple of wine gums have we soft lad ?
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In reply to Post #459 what you laughing at flat nose ?
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #458
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In reply to Post #457 you wanna bash up a 12yr old still better then trying to kiss one for a change mate
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In reply to Post #456 ill'e give him so many left's he'll be begging for a right
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In reply to Post #455 tbh din i think my harry is going to up you when he sees you again he said joe can not have all the fun
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In reply to Post #454 stop getting the kids to type things in frank and pretend its you, because when i start they might get upset
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In reply to Post #453 no and life is as dull as your repartee magoo
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In reply to Post #452 frank...... are you using again son ??
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In reply to Post #451 are you married to pam airs magoo? i am being nice because we all know if you married anyone off jackanory it would of been Kenneth Williams
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the blank rang me and said " i was just thinking about you " he sounded a bit echoey so i said " are you in the bath frank ? " " yes " he replied
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In reply to Post #449 soppy pair of ****s
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In reply to Post #448 Probably took a pic and beats off to it now
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #447 He used to carry my gear , infact he once carried a pizza box to the skip for me
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In reply to Post #446 My bad Foz but being a yes man can I carry you gear please and love you long time does not=a friend in my book mate!
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #445 Hes mates with Kevin Ellis Frank dont forget
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In reply to Post #444 Sounds like that is one more then you coco
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In reply to Post #443 you've only got one
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #441 Which mate ?
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In reply to Post #441 you upsetting foz again
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In reply to Post #440 you been drinking again ginger ? getting a bit lippy like your mate
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #439 your a ****ing melon MUGoo
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In reply to Post #438 melon
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #437 your twisting my mellow man
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #435 There is
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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Do I sense some tension between you pair ?
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In reply to Post #431 ring me
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In reply to Post #430 and?
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In reply to Post #429 **** me frank that's a bit strong
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In reply to Post #428 and dick enlargers i put you down for a job lot boxset think they have wigs out the back so 2 birds one stone mong
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In reply to Post #427 i know it dont they also sell ironing boards and roller skates ?
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In reply to Post #426 keswells you messer
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In reply to Post #425 where was that ? ime gonna but two
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In reply to Post #424 where i bought my sleeping bag you dopey ***** and my new fox brolly system
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In reply to Post #423 go to a tackle shop and buy your gear like the rest of us you tight ****
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In reply to Post #422 why would i buy anything off you messer
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In reply to Post #421 who off jimmy saville's mate ?
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In reply to Post #420 strange i bought one friday you soppy baldheaded messer
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In reply to Post #419 you couldnt make it up franks in the classified's looking at a sleeping bag carryall his old woman wont let him have a sleeping bag the dopey ****
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #418 Nah mate he uses lypsyl, keeps the chaps off
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In reply to Post #417 i bet he got a full pack of mates in his little pocket.. maybe out of date as wrotten by now though ..
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #416 He doesn't have any
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In reply to Post #414 you should invite your mate to the social, that may happen sooner,
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In reply to Post #414 the day you met me you mug now jog on
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In reply to Post #413 ****ing plum, since when did i become your joey
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In reply to Post #412 tbh foz i dont want to say much but about as much use as a wet fart in a space suit .
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #411 Has he messed you round Frank ....
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In reply to Post #410 no thanks messer
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In reply to Post #409 no stupid france. want me to get you some autographs off the boy's frank ?
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In reply to Post #408 is that the rainbow in brighton denise
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In reply to Post #407 ask your sister if she wants to come to rainbow with me
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In reply to Post #406 your sister was the only one with the time and nerve to touch you and when fozzy was hanging out the back of her she said she might aswell be fingering you
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In reply to Post #405 it might be small but it aint as small as your sisters
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In reply to Post #404 told you magoo you can have all the money in the world but if you have a small cock and can not get a boner you are not a man.............might aswell call you denise slurp slurp
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In reply to Post #403 was that a video on painting rich people's houses
you could have done that round mine
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In reply to Post #402 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJsaujSs7Fw
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oh and by the way frank me old china kev needed a new umbrella so your cattled son
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In reply to Post #400 as i said only if your pal is bungle you mug
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did i tell you i am going to rainbow with my pal
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In reply to Post #397 you to mate water into wine and all that stuff.....he must wear sandels and magoo has started listening to depeche mode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
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In reply to Post #395
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #396 I had 12 missed calls from him
I think Kev Ellis replied to one of his PMs or something
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In reply to Post #394 had one funny day today foz dopey magoo only phoned me on his mobile when he was already on his landline talking to his doc about trying to get his pee pee bigger i was crying listening to him go on about not getting a boner for a year
and magoo the only ****ing rainbow you will see has bungle in it you muppet
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In reply to Post #393 no wonder your old women fill's you in
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #392 Yeah making the tea and cleaning the pans
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In reply to Post #392 Who's yer pal......jeffrey
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did i tell you i was going to rainbow with my pal
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anybody seen snapper or wonderwall ? or are they both fishing the same water
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and there was me thinking a goat's a goat ****ing amazing
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #388 It's Lagos mate don't venture into the swamps
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In reply to Post #387 Lets get it right here,,,,lets talk bushmeat,,,,
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #386 Pygmies mate , you don't pay tax to the area boys on pygmies
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In reply to Post #385 are they billy's ? there is a massive difference !
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #384 These arent any normal goats these are west african goats
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In reply to Post #383 i hear your dealing in goats now there's a pikey round our way is looking to swap a generator for one if it's any good to ya
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #382 Hi Snap
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In reply to Post #381 Quality, hi biv
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In reply to Post #380 just reading the other thread about hammering bivvy pegs , just wondered do you still headbutt yours in !!!!!!
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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frank is a noddy
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In reply to Post #378 thats the one " hows about that then frank "
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In reply to Post #376 Din was it the childrens home run by jimmy savile
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In reply to Post #376 i was in them for being a tearaway you was in them for other reasons alongside the leader
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In reply to Post #375 leave off dave, when you spent as much time in a childrens home as frank its all he knows
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In reply to Post #374 Have you started batting for the right side now frank
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In reply to Post #373 In a non sexual way no problem if it is bum fun magoo or richturd are the he/she u want
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In reply to Post #372 Your just sounding jealous there frank?
maybe we could be friends?
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In reply to Post #371 Errrrrrrr banter thread not a hold hands under the blanket thread to magoos disappoint.
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In reply to Post #369 its a date dave
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In reply to Post #368 that was my tease?
I bet his silent coz his changing his wet knickers
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In reply to Post #367 Sounds good to me nick
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In reply to Post #367 dont scare him nood's you know what he's like
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In reply to Post #366 I could book a table,nice candle lit supper followed by a sesh on the mans lake,doubled up with no 1 to bother us,we could have a scream
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In reply to Post #364 The ferry boat would be the safer option
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Any dates yet din?
seems a good response
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In reply to Post #362 Can he cook?
the ferry will do me
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In reply to Post #360 Never get ago in that tbh magoo has it booked up till the day he pegs it.
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In reply to Post #361 Alright nick and yes ill be there especially as dinny is laying on a steak bbq
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Hello dave
Are you coming to this social?
I only put me name down cos i thougut you would be there.
Hearing hearn may be there im having second thoughts?
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In reply to Post #359 Let me know when you're feeling that way and I'll try and get hold of my old yellow bus and take you out for the day
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In reply to Post #358 Please when I drop down to your two muggy levels then I shall think of ending it all like tbh you both should!
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In reply to Post #357 Frank wouldn't be frank without that cloud
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In reply to Post #356 thats sorted dave thank god he now has to see a consultant concerning his lack of intelligence but it aint working, i told em it wouldnt.
ime afraid frank is destined to live with a cloud of stupidity hovering over him for ever !
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In reply to Post #355 Whats frank doing up this early thought he'd sorted that wet bed problem out
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bet there was a lot of trumping going on in cambridge last night
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In reply to Post #352 Cheers mate
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In reply to Post #352 Yes but have they worked out what he is yet?
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| Fozzy | Posts: 17232 |  | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #351 He is fine mate as I am the undisputed don of that area and I put a word in for him
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In reply to Post #349 Still caught richturd......how you doing out in your new surroundings I bet the locals don't know what to make of you like the rest of us
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In reply to Post #349 makes you laugh, buying all this gear for a big assault on the stow next year, wait till his missus finds out
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In reply to Post #348 I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
And it's alright Frank, I'll bring a roll of bin bags so you can line your sleeping bag. No need for a new one
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In reply to Post #346 I heard he was buying separate bank sticks so it would be harder for someone to swap is spools over
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In reply to Post #346 magoo you don`t half type some crap magoo is sorting his shed out today so loads of un used fishing gear up on the forum no doubt ......well done fraud
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i hear frank the blank is buying a new sleeping bag, anybody know what the ****ing hell for !!!!!
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In reply to Post #344 Social sounds good if someone will organise it .need to get me rods back out of retirement and show nick im not scared
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