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catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2017 23 Nov 2013 at 9.19pm  0  Login    Register
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Wasn't there a Asian involved in that joke Jim
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   Old Thread  #2016 23 Nov 2013 at 5.11am  0  Login    Register
there was a nasty incident at the Nestles factory today when a worker was trapped under a consignment of chocolate bars....every time he shouted " the milky bars are on me " everyone cheered
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   Old Thread  #2015 23 Nov 2013 at 2.28am  0  Login    Register
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catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2014 21 Nov 2013 at 5.38pm  0  Login    Register
The Filipino government have thanked the British Govt for the rescue dogs they sent out after the hurricane.They said they were delicious.
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2013 21 Nov 2013 at 5.25pm  0  Login    Register
I thought I'd give the post lady a surprise this morning.So I sneaked up to the door naked and flopped my cock through they letterbox.Don't know what surprised her more,my cock in the letterbox,or the fact I knew where she lived
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2012 21 Nov 2013 at 5.20pm  0  Login    Register
I have attention deficit disorder. I get distracted easily my head........SHOULDERS,KNEES AND TOES,KNEES AND TOES
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   Old Thread  #2011 9 Nov 2013 at 8.12pm  0  Login    Register
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catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2010 7 Nov 2013 at 4.40pm  0  Login    Register
My wife banged on the toilet door and said "hurry up I need a **** " **** off," I shouted
"I'm trying to have a w**k in here" "so that's more important than diarrhoea" she screamed.
I yelled through the door "I'm just about to come for **** sake,just wait a few moments
Will you" What a impatient,big mouthed gob***** she is.God knows what everyone on the
Plane must have thought....!!
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2009 7 Nov 2013 at 2.27pm  0  Login    Register
My mate has 10 65" BLACK LED TVs for sale for £400 each.
If you want one,let me know asap.heres the link of the same model
At Currys worth £4500

htpp://bit.ly/IFRXA8
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2008 6 Nov 2013 at 5.40pm  0  Login    Register
A cockney and a scouser go into gregg's.the scouser steals 3 pasties and puts them in his pocket,then boasts to the cockney "did you see that? The staff never saw me."
The cockney says "that's nothing! Watch this"and goes into the shop.
He says to the manager,"give me 3 pasties and i'll show you some magic."
He eats them all and the manager says,"How is that magic?"
The cockney replied, "check that scouser's pocket"!!
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2007 6 Nov 2013 at 5.29pm  0  Login    Register
A fossil of a human jawbone was recently found that was believed to be over 10,000,000 years old.
scientists knew that it belonged to a woman as it was still moving.
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   Old Thread  #2006 4 Nov 2013 at 9.33pm  0  Login    Register
My boss gave me a 4m roll of buble wrap so i asked what he would like me to do with it.
He said 'pop it in the corner'
It took me 4 bloody hours!
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   Old Thread  #2005 4 Nov 2013 at 4.52pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #2004 4 Nov 2013 at 4.49pm  0  Login    Register
Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler.so the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting " ******* give it to me."
catfish1
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   Old Thread  #2003 31 Oct 2013 at 7.28pm  0  Login    Register
I bought the wife some crutch less knickers for Halloween.not for sexual purposes but so that she has a better grip on her broomstick!
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