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BEHAPPY
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BEHAPPY
   Old Thread  #816 3 Jan 2013 at 5.07pm  0  Login    Register
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writting pakistani is one thing writting paki is another thing ,so lets kill the story here and write a funny joke.
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #815 3 Jan 2013 at 2.31pm  0  Login    Register
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Chill out,you don't have to be Pakistani to be a c--t,this is a joke tread and as for your post before that,you lost me there .be happy

BEHAPPY
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BEHAPPY
   Old Thread  #814 3 Jan 2013 at 12.37pm  0  Login    Register
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saying paki **** is not nice is it
BEHAPPY
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BEHAPPY
   Old Thread  #813 3 Jan 2013 at 10.30am  0  Login    Register
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must have used all ur hair for embroidery
SlugHunter
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SlugHunter
   Old Thread  #812 2 Jan 2013 at 4.17pm  0  Login    Register
The wife wasn't too happy when I told her I wanted a full-sized tattoo of Megan Fox's face.

"I won't lie and tell you I like the idea." She said.

"And where would you like that?"

"Well if I'm honest," I told her..

"Somewhere between your hairline and your chin."
catfish1
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catfish1
   Old Thread  #811 1 Jan 2013 at 8.28pm  0  Login    Register
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SlugHunter
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SlugHunter
   Old Thread  #810 1 Jan 2013 at 7.49pm  0  Login    Register
"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.

She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," I said.

She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"

"No," I said, intrigued.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
sik
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sik
   Old Thread  #809 1 Jan 2013 at 6.23pm  0  Login    Register
Cop pulls over a car for driving too slow.

Cop walks up to the car & sees an elderly woman behind the wheel.

Cop: Excuse me mam, can you tell me why you were driving so slow on the highway?

Driver: Officer, I was only going the speed limit. There was a sign back a half mile that said the it was 14mph.

Cop: Mam, the speed limit is 55mph, the sign you saw was for this road, Highway 14.

Driver: Oh my, that makes a lot of sense now. I apologize & I'll make sure I look closer at the signs.

The cop then looks around the car & notices that all of the passengers look like they've seen a ghost.

Cop: Is everyone alright?

Driver: Oh yes. They'll be fine. They always have that look on their face after I drive on highway 151
WaftyCranker
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WaftyCranker
   Old Thread  #808 1 Jan 2013 at 8.12am  0  Login    Register
Last. Nite I had a w**k just before 12 so it felt like the whole country was behinds counting down a cheering me on!
carpy09
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   Old Thread  #807 31 Dec 2012 at 9.13pm  0  Login    Register
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jimmyAd
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   Old Thread  #806 31 Dec 2012 at 8.39pm  0  Login    Register
I got 3 young kids and work all year to make sure they get what they want christmas morning, only for that fat **** with the beard to get all the credit.....my fault really for marrying her
carpy09
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carpy09
   Old Thread  #805 31 Dec 2012 at 3.45pm  0  Login    Register
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Bluemoon1
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   Old Thread  #804 31 Dec 2012 at 2.28pm  0  Login    Register
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Happy new year to you all. I am contacting you now as I suffer from premature congratulations.
davecarp1
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davecarp1
   Old Thread  #803 31 Dec 2012 at 2.27pm  0  Login    Register
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true so true
SlugHunter
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SlugHunter
   Old Thread  #802 31 Dec 2012 at 12.07pm  0  Login    Register
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Sicko......
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