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WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1257 6 Mar 2013 at 7.02am  0  Login    Register



So Sir Alex Ferguson's decision to rest him has backfired...

Don't worry, Howard Webb will be back in the starting line-up on Sunday.
WaftyCranker
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   Old Thread  #1256 6 Mar 2013 at 6.51am  0  Login    Register
I don't know about anyone else, but I quite enjoyed Nani's tribute to Eric Cantona
MattH85
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   Old Thread  #1255 5 Mar 2013 at 10.14pm  0  Login    Register
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its hurts but
SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #1254 5 Mar 2013 at 10.08pm  0  Login    Register
No more Champions League football for United this season.They can enjoy the rest.

Nani will be glad of the chance of putting his feet up.
SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #1253 5 Mar 2013 at 10.02pm  0  Login    Register
The last time I saw a decision that bad involving a Nani, Tyrone had just asked Kevin Webster to watch Ruby.
carpy09
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   Old Thread  #1252 5 Mar 2013 at 5.49pm  0  Login    Register
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carpy09
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   Old Thread  #1251 5 Mar 2013 at 5.48pm  0  Login    Register
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SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #1250 5 Mar 2013 at 3.08pm  0  Login    Register
I dragged a chubby bird home with me from the pub last night.

She went straight into the bedroom, got undressed and lay spreadeagled on the bed.

She said, "You know what I want, don't you?"

I said, "Yeah, the whole fukcing bed to yourself by the looks of things".
carppad
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carppad
   Old Thread  #1249 5 Mar 2013 at 9.59am  0  Login    Register
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SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #1248 5 Mar 2013 at 9.53am  0  Login    Register
A little boy and his dad are in a queue at the supermarket checkout and in front of them is a really huge women.

The little boy looks her over,then says very loudly to his dad,"She's really huge and fat,isn't she daddy?"

The father is embarrassed and tries to get his son to quieten down.

But the boy yells out,"she's the fattest woman I have ever seen,just look at the size of her arse,daddy!"

The father apologizes to the woman and says to his son, "we don't talk about people who are different to us,son,and we don't use foul language, don't do it again!" the little boy seems to get the message and stands there quietly for awhile,but then the woman's beeper goes off and the little boy shouts, "LOOK OUT, daddy,she's going to fukcing back over you!!"
sik
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sik
   Old Thread  #1247 5 Mar 2013 at 6.39am  0  Login    Register
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SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #1246 4 Mar 2013 at 11.11pm  0  Login    Register
Paddy pulls up at a red light beside a gorgeous young woman, smiles at her and lowers his window.

The woman smiles back and also lowers her window.

"Ah," says Paddy, "so you farted too?"
carpy09
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   Old Thread  #1245 4 Mar 2013 at 7.05pm  0  Login    Register
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SlugHunter
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   Old Thread  #1244 4 Mar 2013 at 5.42pm  0  Login    Register
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Mr-Bean-Laden
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   Old Thread  #1243 4 Mar 2013 at 12.21pm  0  Login    Register
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