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   Old Thread  #1737 18 May 2013 at 10.22am  0  Login    Register
A Bangladeshi woman has been pulled out of the rubble after 17 days trapped in the factory..............Primark have questioned her overtime sheet!
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   Old Thread  #1736 18 May 2013 at 10.20am  0  Login    Register
After Angelina Jolie's actions to prevent cancer a lot of celebrities have copied her.
Like Susan Boyle,who's had her testicles removed
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   Old Thread  #1735 18 May 2013 at 10.17am  0  Login    Register
My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday.

"********" l said "l didn't even know it was your birthday
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   Old Thread  #1734 18 May 2013 at 10.15am  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #1733 18 May 2013 at 10.14am  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #1732 17 May 2013 at 2.27pm  0  Login    Register
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. The pain was so intense that the decided to return to the clubhouse for help.

Her pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she replied.

"Where?" He asked.

She said, "Between the first and second hole."

He nodded knowingly and said, "Your stance is too wide."
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   Old Thread  #1731 17 May 2013 at 2.23pm  0  Login    Register
Heard some moaning coming from upstairs as I walked in from work today, so ran up to the bedroom to investigate. I opened the door to find my wife naked on the bed, four fingers jammed up her sopping hole.

As she saw me stood there, she put on a real show for me and brought herself to a noisy, wet orgasm before my eyes.

"So what would you like me to do for you now, baby?" She asked, as she got her breath back.

"Change the ****ing duvet?"
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   Old Thread  #1730 17 May 2013 at 2.21pm  0  Login    Register
An old lady came into my Vet Surgery earlier with her Bull Mastif.

"Could you help me?" She asked, "Everytime I get down on my hands and knees to clean the floors, my Freddy mounts me and frantically humps me, which can be very painful!"

"Would you like me to castrate him?" I asked.

"No thank you," she replied, "Could you cut his toenails please?"
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   Old Thread  #1729 16 May 2013 at 7.12pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #1728 16 May 2013 at 7.11pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #1727 16 May 2013 at 4.44pm  0  Login    Register
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   Old Thread  #1726 16 May 2013 at 4.43pm  0  Login    Register
What has hit more balls than David Beckham's right boot?

Katie Price's chin!
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   Old Thread  #1725 16 May 2013 at 4.42pm  0  Login    Register
My wife warned me not to even think about sticking my cock in her arse when taking her doggie style, but its been obsessing me for ages.

And when one of my favorite Motown classics came on the radio I took a deep breath and went for it.

I just couldn't resist the temptations.
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   Old Thread  #1724 16 May 2013 at 3.38am  0  Login    Register
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