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   Old Thread  #25 24 Mar 2021 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Arrived safety to a load of fcuks, told to sail on fat boy and keep gagging on that fat c0ck.......
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   Old Thread  #24 24 Mar 2021 at 4.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Good luck

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   Old Thread  #23 24 Mar 2021 at 3.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I forgot to mention, Spanker and Chairman Mal will be on the beach to welcome you.
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   Old Thread  #22 24 Mar 2021 at 1.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Iím on it lads.....





















The dinghy that is.
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   Old Thread  #21 24 Mar 2021 at 1.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Does not surprise me mate. Everybody wants a piece of our great country

Out forefathers made it for us, they will all come and milk it and **** it up. Ah well, onwards and downhill upwards as they say.
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   Old Thread  #20 24 Mar 2021 at 1.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Have witnessed the hotel and phone part with my own eyes.
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   Old Thread  #19 24 Mar 2021 at 12.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Probably a lot of truth in that. Mind you though, our UK home secretary, Priti, may be putting a stop to that soon so he had better hurry up
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   Old Thread  #18 24 Mar 2021 at 12.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Get yourself a rubber dinghy and get yourself down to Dover. Head out towards the shipping lanes, give it a few hours and you'll be picked up and packed off to a 4 star hotel for a few weeks on full board (all free).

You'll get the latest i phone within a few days with a great call plan (all free).

Once processed you'll get given a new house, the more family you had in the dinghy the bigger the house you get so it's something your whole family might want to help you with. (remember to tell any of the older members to have a shave as the more kids the better)
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   Old Thread  #17 24 Mar 2021 at 2.11am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wish I could afford it as Iíd like nothing more mate.

Having said that I know lots of good people having lived on the estate virtually all my life.
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   Old Thread  #16 24 Mar 2021 at 0.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ever thought of moving?
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   Old Thread  #14 23 Mar 2021 at 7.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!


Iíd go across the local pond to get away from it all but as said before thereís more chance of hooking a forensic diver than a fish. Fookin 5hith0le.
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   Old Thread  #13 23 Mar 2021 at 7.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sounds like the shotgun is the best option then?

If there illegals they wonít be missed

Thatís a joke btw for anybody easily offended

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   Old Thread  #12 23 Mar 2021 at 6.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Too rough for me around his neck of the woods
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   Old Thread  #11 23 Mar 2021 at 3.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What, next door to you Braders?
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