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   Old Thread  #505 3 Sept 2020 at 12.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You grammar police must lead very boring sheltered lives.......

Doms mates have to make a living too so why not give them some work........
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   Old Thread  #504 3 Sept 2020 at 12.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
20 minute Covid test sounds good.

Nice to see the govt providing 500m to support its development instead of chucking cash at dodgy firms owned my mates of Cummings.



Given his spelling, I assumed Wayne meant 'grow a pear' .. as in 'plant a fruit tree'. Not a bad idea, but I prefer an apple.
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   Old Thread  #503 3 Sept 2020 at 11.52am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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if "Growing a pair " equates to talking shi* and acting like a bell end , then yes , you win , hands down

.......Sorry that title is definately yours, you spout **** then wont even back it up.........

Anyway, Whats in the news today and not fake news spanky........Choose your sources wisely........
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   Old Thread  #502 3 Sept 2020 at 10.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The lake mug bites again , what a plonker , if "Growing a pair " equates to
talking shi* and acting like a bell end , then yes , you win , hands down and you have the "biggest pair " in the world , well done lad ,
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   Old Thread  #501 3 Sept 2020 at 10.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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No chance spanky, you canít even catch a cold or Corona........do me a favour though and grow a pair........
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   Old Thread  #500 2 Sept 2020 at 11.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It's not about getting every single word right it's about enjoying the whole experience.

Cut and pasted from the I'm mostly Listening thread

Not posting this for any political or other reason but
listen to this

TURN IT UP LOUD and listen to all 9mins 51secs of it

What a great piece of music, love it and great to see so many people enjoying themselves

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   Old Thread  #499 2 Sept 2020 at 10.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Phew.

A massive sigh of relief sweeps the nation as thousands of angry middle aged men are now free to sing along with a song they donít know the words of during the live broadcast, that they never had any intention of watching, of a concert that they would never attend even if they were paid to.
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   Old Thread  #498 2 Sept 2020 at 9.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Although Wayne replied to my post I don't think his reply was aimed directly at me but to those accusing him of being racist.
You're right though I do have trouble understanding Billy Connolly but I do enjoy the bits that I manage to catch

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Or are you saying I'm racist because I have trouble understanding him
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   Old Thread  #497 2 Sept 2020 at 9.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Doubt he would have laughed. Post 2231 Coronavirus thread, he can't understand a word he says.
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   Old Thread  #496 2 Sept 2020 at 7.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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And the "lake mug " is caught once more
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   Old Thread  #495 2 Sept 2020 at 7.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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........oh I see
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   Old Thread  #494 2 Sept 2020 at 7.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That's the problem when you post crass deliberately offensive material. You aren't in control of the interpretation, apologists and excuse makers excepted...
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   Old Thread  #493 2 Sept 2020 at 7.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Good.......
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   Old Thread  #492 2 Sept 2020 at 7.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!

Charlie Hebdo magazine to republish the Prophet Mohammed cartoon , 5 years after the Paris shooting

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   Old Thread  #491 2 Sept 2020 at 7.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If it came out of billy connellys mouth which you had paid for then you would laugh........I posted it, means Iím racist......
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