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   Old Thread  #1423 4 Dec 2020 at 7.46am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That speech is the cherry on top of the tory "bell end " covid response cake
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   Old Thread  #1422 4 Dec 2020 at 5.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Since when has the question had any influence on a politician's answer?
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   Old Thread  #1421 4 Dec 2020 at 5.54am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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While it was a bit crass, had he waited a month or so we may well have had our own vaccine that negates transport issues, will be available in bigger volumes and costs a pittance in comparison to the Pfizer offering.
Surely we can blow the national trumpet when that happens?
I was listening to it in the morning though and thought at the time ‘my god, what a bell end’
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   Old Thread  #1420 3 Dec 2020 at 10.56pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I understand what you're getting at but the question was a Brexit question (which he unsurprisingly avoided) and not who do we thank for the vaccine.
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   Old Thread  #1419 3 Dec 2020 at 10.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That the great vaccine news was the result of a global effort which involved German scientists, an American pharma giant, Belgian manufacturers and the British licensing authority, that would have been useless without the first 3?

Or just anything that doesn't make every other country fall about laughing and pointing, asking 'and this bloke's a cabinet minister, really?'
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   Old Thread  #1418 3 Dec 2020 at 7.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You two seem shocked.
What did you expect him to say?
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   Old Thread  #1417 3 Dec 2020 at 6.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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FFS ... is that what grades he got at A level?

It might explain why he has no idea when it comes to the education system. ...
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   Old Thread  #1416 3 Dec 2020 at 3.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Gavin Williamson .... FFS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdnUlgbVCo8
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   Old Thread  #1415 3 Dec 2020 at 11.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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More chance of sheep piss as it doesn't have to be stored at -70
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   Old Thread  #1414 3 Dec 2020 at 8.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If it means we can start getting back to normal they can pump me full of sheeps piss.
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   Old Thread  #1413 3 Dec 2020 at 7.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Vaccine all ready to go........Enjoy people......
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   Old Thread  #1412 30 Nov 2020 at 10.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I can already hear the farage supporters complaining about 'foreign food' ...
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   Old Thread  #1411 30 Nov 2020 at 10.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The government has declared that a ‘scotch egg’ will count as a substantial meal during Tier 2 and 3 lockdowns, following a sizeable donation to the Tory party by a mysterious Scotch Egg oligarch.

The unidentified businessman is one of a handful of shady characters who are said to control 95% of the Scotch Egg industry across Europe.



Political analyst Simon Williams told us, “I don’t think it’s any coincidence that the government has made the Scotch Egg the nation’s go-to pub snack just days after a massive donation from these people.

“Politics is rife with corruption, and there is no industry more corrupt than the Scotch Egg producers. You do not want to cross them, those that do often find themselves minced and squashed around a hard-boiled egg. I’m risking everything by calling them out in public like this.”

Meanwhile, government officials have completely rejected suggestions that the policy change has anything to do with how much money someone has donated to the party.

A Downing Street official told us, “People will always make accusations of corruption whenever they see a business doing well, and just because loads of our friends and donors have become overnight multi-millionaires off the back of a few lucrative PPE contracts, doesn’t mean we’re going to start doing favours in return for party donations.

“But I will say this; if the Cornish Pasty industry wants its leading product to be recognised as a substantial meal during the lockdown, my door, and my party’s bank account, are always open.”

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   Old Thread  #1410 29 Nov 2020 at 10.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Out with the populist idiot ,back to the neocons choice again and the interventionist policies which i'm sure we will be dragged into ,,, again , resulting in increase terrorism in the uk ,,, again !!

Hopefully we will be seeing the back of our populist idiot soon , jeeez , the possibility of having a "sacked for treachery " pm in Priti Patel !
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   Old Thread  #1409 29 Nov 2020 at 12.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Hey, Donald Trump...

An anthem for our times.
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