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   Old Thread  #4408 4 Nov 2020 at 7.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well, saying that, you always get a **** near a pair of tits Mal

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   Old Thread  #4407 4 Nov 2020 at 7.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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With you and Wayne the forum is already sorted for a big pair of tits scozza....

(That one was too easy)

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   Old Thread  #4406 4 Nov 2020 at 7.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Listening to how he performs on here at times heís probably got a big pair of tits
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   Old Thread  #4405 4 Nov 2020 at 7.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Crikey.

Imagine that with my hair! Wayne's already besotted!

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   Old Thread  #4404 4 Nov 2020 at 6.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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will it also give you titties?
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   Old Thread  #4403 4 Nov 2020 at 6.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I wasnít allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that Imperial College are running in partnership with Oxford University. It's important that we all do our part to beat this virus. The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that itís completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо
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   Old Thread  #4402 4 Nov 2020 at 3.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Crackers
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   Old Thread  #4401 4 Nov 2020 at 1.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Not wanting to sound like Wayne but....

Perhaps lots of people will be getting notifications to isolate today....
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   Old Thread  #4400 4 Nov 2020 at 1.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My point was more about only getting a test when you really need one i.e the app bursts into life or you actually feel like **** rather than all the people with the sniffles getting tested and bunging the system up
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   Old Thread  #4399 4 Nov 2020 at 10.42am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I would say 'unbelievable ' but lately nothing surprises me when it comes to ineptitude...

Covid continues to highlight the massive failings that we have gotten used to eh?
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   Old Thread  #4398 4 Nov 2020 at 9.57am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thats what i thought and that is what Farage the muppet did had a test and emerged into the sunlight, within his 14 day isolation period.

Anyway have volunteered to give plasma if I can. Filled out on line form after hearing a radio advert that they are urgently short of male plasma! had phonecall from someone filling the form out and got to one part and i explained i had a splenectomy 50 years ago because of trauma not disease he had to refer me to a nurse practitioner to discuss 4 days later spoke to nurse who said it says on their notes that a trauma splenectomy doesn't stop you giving so he should have just passed it straight on. She tried to book me in for initial blood tests in Ashford and their diary is closed for some reason? so can i ring back in 2 weeks! So much for this urgent donation.
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   Old Thread  #4397 4 Nov 2020 at 9.47am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A neighbour had symptoms so got tested, they all self isolated until the test came back. It was negative so they all came out of isolation. I thought that was how it was supposed to work?
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   Old Thread  #4396 4 Nov 2020 at 9.28am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
So here's a question for ya, one of my wife's colleagues at work had his Covid app burst into life and tell him to self isolate for 14 days. Now that's caused all sorts of logistical problems because they are part of a team. Now is it just me or wouldn't it be far better if, rather than just telling you to hide for two weeks (when there is probably nothing wrong with you) and the disruption that causes, for the app to then trigger a test kit being sent to you or an appt to get one done locally so you know if you have the Rona or not and can get on with your life, rather than all the people getting randomly tested when they just have a cold and maybe getting a false positive (even cases when blank swabs have been sent in ) wasting everyones time and banging the case numbers up?
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   Old Thread  #4395 4 Nov 2020 at 0.00am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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****ing hippy
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   Old Thread  #4394 3 Nov 2020 at 11.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Even the thought of it gives me the heebeejeebees

And that IS the truth
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