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Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #1226 21 Feb 2019 at 7.37pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #1225
Yes mate, shes sent us a note

Said something about 20 B&H and a pint of milk on tic aswell but didnt take any notice of that bit
Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #1225 21 Feb 2019 at 7.35pm  0  Login    Register
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Has he asked his mum if he can go yet ?
Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #1224 21 Feb 2019 at 7.29pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #1223
With all the money he is saving on his flights mate 1.45hr flight to Slovenia a ****ing snip at £3.5k
Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #1223 21 Feb 2019 at 7.27pm  0  Login    Register
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What are you.. a ****ing communist ?
Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #1222 21 Feb 2019 at 7.26pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #1221
Lookout the ****ing Halflings have turned up
ralph69
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ralph69
   Old Thread  #1221 21 Feb 2019 at 7.22pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #1218
At overinflated prices , Excactly the same way they sell it to us on the forecourts , ****s
Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #1220 21 Feb 2019 at 7.19pm  0  Login    Register
In reply to Post #1218
Sssshhhhh man FFS


@Scozza, imagine is all you will ever do
scozza
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   Old Thread  #1219 21 Feb 2019 at 7.19pm  0  Login    Register
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Tell you what Bivviewrecker you know some amazing facts. I can only imagine what the conversation is like when yous lot have had a few

Tell yer What what, yer know what’s what...
Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #1218 21 Feb 2019 at 7.17pm  0  Login    Register
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No you don’t, you steal oil in collaboration with Nigerian conmen and then sell it back to the people who thought they owned it.
Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #1217 21 Feb 2019 at 7.14pm  0  Login    Register
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I love hard sums... its what i do

If you slap a chicken at 3725.95 MPH it refers to a theory that the heat generated by hitting a chicken with a hand at 3725.95 miles per hour, or 1665.65 m/s, would be enough to completely cook it. Using the conversion between kinetic energy and thermal energy,

Save your lass the bother on a Sunday and get slapping
scozza
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   Old Thread  #1216 21 Feb 2019 at 7.03pm  0  Login    Register
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WATT

Mr-Magoo
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   Old Thread  #1215 21 Feb 2019 at 6.38pm  0  Login    Register
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What ?
jimmyAd
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   Old Thread  #1214 21 Feb 2019 at 6.32pm  0  Login    Register
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One joule per second of energy is equal to one ???
Mr-Magoo
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   Old Thread  #1213 21 Feb 2019 at 6.22pm  0  Login    Register
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Say what again I dare ya !
jimmyAd
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   Old Thread  #1212 21 Feb 2019 at 6.04pm  0  Login    Register
Loads of empty seats at the Emptycrates tonight.... can’t knock that it’s a stupid kick off time against a second class team ( But Bate are obliged to play 😂 ) but I wonder what the official attendance figure is ....59,000 or thereabouts ???
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