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scozza
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   Old Thread  #2746 16 Oct 2019 at 5.17pm  0  Login    Register
I wonder what Ralph’s take on this will be when he finally gets his phone back
Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #2745 16 Oct 2019 at 4.58pm  0  Login    Register
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Good lad.
Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #2744 16 Oct 2019 at 4.50pm  0  Login    Register
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Leave it to me, im round there tonight 👉💃
Fozzy
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Fozzy
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   Old Thread  #2743 16 Oct 2019 at 4.47pm  0  Login    Register
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****ing hell Din i am glad you've seen this mate i dont know what the **** he's up too. We are supposed to be heading back on Saturday. I heard from the bailiff today he was going to Warsaw on Saturday for a 3 way civil partnership with these two huge polish lads.

What am i gonna tell his mum ?
Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #2742 16 Oct 2019 at 4.42pm  0  Login    Register
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For ****s sake ralph get a grip, no good running to me now you *****.
I generously offered to help you but no you knew better didn’t ya you ****ing halfwit.

I told you fozzo was a serious angler and you needed a little push in the right direction which i was more than happy to help with but no.... you had to give it the biggun “ its alright I’ve done dreamlakes “ all you done at dreamlakes was got filled in by a backward ****ing hillbilly at the back of the coach on the way out there!!!

I knew that you and jimmer weren’t proper yids all along and only used it as an excuse to get up to soho to get your back doors kicked in by a load of ex public school boys.

And to answer your PM you can **** off if you think im taking you to some of my premier French waters even if you are prepared to do the washing up you ****ing shirt lifter 🤓
ralph69
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ralph69
   Old Thread  #2741 16 Oct 2019 at 4.10pm  0  Login    Register
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Nope it's the truth. I left Foz hauling polish 40s at 390 yards on the second day of the trip. I have been getting right royally speared by big Marcin and Tomasz ever since and I am loving every inch.

I do regret all of those offers of visiting your rig clinic Din and not accepting them. After coming to the realisation on this trip that I am not up to the European elite level of the likes of you and foz I just decided I had no other choice than to get reamed out by the locals it's really opened my eyes to my sexuality.

Ps. I've never really liked or supported Spurs I just said I did because I want Jimmer in and around my mouth.
Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #2740 16 Oct 2019 at 10.56am  0  Login    Register
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There is that i guess, doesn’t he frequent gay bars in soho under the guise of going to football with you ?
jimmyAd
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jimmyAd
   Old Thread  #2739 16 Oct 2019 at 9.47am  0  Login    Register
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Could be a double bluff cos Ralphy does like a bit of cock
scozza
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   Old Thread  #2738 16 Oct 2019 at 8.09am  0  Login    Register
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Mr-Magoo
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Mr-Magoo
   Old Thread  #2737 16 Oct 2019 at 7.27am  0  Login    Register
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If I didn’t know better I would say that Ralph has left his phone unattended for a split second and that young Forster has taken his chance and proceeded to humiliate his pal

It’s what he does 😈
Tinhead
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Tinhead
   Old Thread  #2736 15 Oct 2019 at 10.18pm  0  Login    Register
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As long as you and the Polish cocks are consenting then what you do in private is up to you.
Just don't tell me about it 'cos I don't want to know
mal
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mal
   Old Thread  #2735 15 Oct 2019 at 10.00pm  0  Login    Register
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Well said ralphy. At least you're honest and don't pretend you go to Europe for the big carp
ralph69
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ralph69
   Old Thread  #2734 15 Oct 2019 at 9.18pm  0  Login    Register
Best thing about Poland is all the massive polish cocks I love em yum yum yum
jeffire
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jeffire
   Old Thread  #2733 15 Oct 2019 at 12.36pm  0  Login    Register
Glad that *****s over roll on sunday.
scozza
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   Old Thread  #2732 14 Oct 2019 at 9.41pm  0  Login    Register
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Last comment spot on
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