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   Old Thread  #2304 14 Aug 2019 at 11.20pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wise words from a man we all respect.

Ocelot? Are they those scrawny little cat things that wish they were bigger, tougher, faster in fact a bit more everything so they could be real leopards? What do you wish you were? Don't ally yourself with scozza too quickly - he'll be supporting somebody else next week.

Scozza... my distaste of all things Man Utd is years old. Dates back to 1977 and the FA cup final if you must know. But you probably don't know that football existed before the premier league and that Utd were a team before Ferguson... things like that can have an effect on a young impressionable mind. traumatic events can stay with people for decades. Ask anyone you know about the first time they met you for example...

No worries about living in the shadow. The light shining off Jurgen's teeth is as good as the bloody floodlights



Another trophy for the cabinet tonight. Albeit in scrappy circumstances, but a win is a win. Hats off to Lampard for playing an attack minded system.

Peace and love man, peace and love
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   Old Thread  #2303 14 Aug 2019 at 5.29pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iíve known what they are like for a long time mate, trust me, they are easy

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   Old Thread  #2302 14 Aug 2019 at 5.21pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Its like UCN enzyme Scozza. Perhaps the bait boffins are looking in the wrong place for the ultimate attractor
It's clearly red and you get it in Manchester is a good starting point
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   Old Thread  #2301 14 Aug 2019 at 5.10pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Upper Tier Stretford End

Made me laugh that. When I have been you really struggle to get a good seat and even struggle to see the numbers on their shirts the stadium is that big

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   Old Thread  #2300 14 Aug 2019 at 5.07pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I certainly did mate, they will **** it up and be back down where they belong soon, back in the shadows

Thereís one thing I can guarantee mate, when the fishings hard I can always get a bite from a few of my mates and Mal. I only have to mention Manchester United
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   Old Thread  #2299 14 Aug 2019 at 4.33pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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See the fear in that post Scozza? That's the reaction you want when these small club fans see anything about Man United. Understandable though with the Big Red Machine on the March
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   Old Thread  #2298 14 Aug 2019 at 3.47pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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More sad, deluded people love Man United than any other club.

Corrected that for you, offyoutrot.
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   Old Thread  #2297 14 Aug 2019 at 3.34pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Few fair points, the end needs tweeking a bit though.
More people love Man United than any other club.
Leading others to hate Man United.
Man United is a broad church Scozza.
You are welcome.


Upper Tier Stretford End
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   Old Thread  #2296 14 Aug 2019 at 2.17pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Agree, probably washing his hair

By ek Mal, I'm still laughing. I didn't know that living in the shadows of Manchester United for so long had scared you so badly
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   Old Thread  #2295 14 Aug 2019 at 10.23am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Can't argue there tin head

Long long days of fishing, relaxing and being funnier than scozza....
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   Old Thread  #2294 14 Aug 2019 at 8.14am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What did you expect it's the school holidays lazy ****er has too much time on his hands.
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   Old Thread  #2293 14 Aug 2019 at 6.11am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Thanks for taking time out to type that, you boring ****

Keep trying, one day you will be funny

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   Old Thread  #2292 13 Aug 2019 at 9.42pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Right scozza. To save you further embarrassment on the footy thread, here is some simple reading to prepare yourself for the coming season....

The blue team in Manchester is the better one
The red team in Liverpool is the better one. Always.
Frank lampard isn't playing for Chelsea, he's the manager.
He can't buy any players.
But he can sell his best ones
Arsenal are a football team from north London
Which is not as good as being a football team from the north west
Spurs are the other team in north London
They are good
Until February
West Ham have a football stadium in London. They don't necessarily play football there.
Other teams do.
Better than West Ham
Most football fans choose one club to support regardless of trends, results, fashion etc.
You don't apparently
The premier league is 'a two horse race'
The champions league is 'ours'
Ralph's predictions come true.
Sometimes
We can forgive jimmer
And ken
But not magoo
And we try not to mock bivvie.
It's not his fault.
New people will come to the footy thread
They will be 'owned'
Then they will leave.
Everyone
Except you
Hates Man Utd

Let me know if you need any more
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   Old Thread  #2291 13 Aug 2019 at 8.47pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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**** off ****
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   Old Thread  #2290 13 Aug 2019 at 8.36pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You really are one dumb ****
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