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In reply to Post #3143
I wonder what they do with the bit of skin they cut off? I know give it to Ralphy to use as chewing gum  
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In reply to Post #3143
You can tell you’re new to the thread, that must of taken you the best part of a day to type out and we’re still none the wiser, whereas us old skool just type **** off **** 
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 |  | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #3143
Eh ?
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In reply to Post #3142
Ok guys let me explain. 2 lifelong Spurs fans talking all things Mouriniho. I loathe him and always have, my bud worships the ground he walks on!
I'm asking what can he bring to the club different from Poch?(apart from trophies and trouble)
My mate says don't worry you'll get so used to winning 1-0 and collecting trophies you'll soon forget about Poch etc.
(plenty of alcohol now being consumed)
Ok I say how's Jose going to cope when he ask's Levy for particular players and gets someone that just fits the profile instead?
Not a problem says my mate. Jose is so good at motivation he could even coach Sissoko to score goals 
Bollox says I, never happen(even more alcohol now being consumed)
What do you know about anything says my mate? you ain't even a proper Yid? 
Feck off what you on about your a closet chavski?I replied.
You ain't no Yid he says Iv'e seen your nob in the bogs mate, you got a foreskin and everyone knows Yids have them removed 
Ok I say's I concede if Jose really is the Messiah you claim to be and he can get Sissoko to score goals I'll get myself circumcised. And there is the sorry tale revealed.
Got to go now time to get gowned up. Coys
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In reply to Post #3141
Ditto 
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #3139
99 but you aint 1
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In reply to Post #3134
Not as big as you for shouting for him and them
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In reply to Post #3137
Problem ???
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UPTHE ARSE
What I have got to be happy about?.......nothing just getting fed up waiting 
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| | | Fozzy | | Posts: 17232 | | | aka Elephant Man | |
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In reply to Post #3134
Oi big nose he's ****ing talking to you.
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In reply to Post #3135
Not a Scooby mate, I’ve certainly never heard of anyone wagering his foreskin in a bet 
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In reply to Post #3134
Jim, your a spunk any idea what that candles geezer is going on about 
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Apart from Leicester’s 94th minute win the other results suited us and we stay in 5th.... a lot better than last weeks 14th
Scozza... if you can build a judgement on Dele Allis performance from the 5 minute MOTD footage then that proves what a total knobhead you are.
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“ and what first attracted you to your multi millionaire footballer husband mrs vardy ?”
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In reply to Post #3131
And 3 points clear of City, I bet Pep is ****ting himself, he could be next
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NON Carp stuff