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   Old Thread  #3144 2 Dec 2019 at 11.30am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Eh ?
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   Old Thread  #3143 2 Dec 2019 at 10.18am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ok guys let me explain. 2 lifelong Spurs fans talking all things Mouriniho. I loathe him and always have, my bud worships the ground he walks on!

I'm asking what can he bring to the club different from Poch?(apart from trophies and trouble)

My mate says don't worry you'll get so used to winning 1-0 and collecting trophies you'll soon forget about Poch etc.
(plenty of alcohol now being consumed)
Ok I say how's Jose going to cope when he ask's Levy for particular players and gets someone that just fits the profile instead?

Not a problem says my mate. Jose is so good at motivation he could even coach Sissoko to score goals

Bollox says I, never happen(even more alcohol now being consumed)
What do you know about anything says my mate? you ain't even a proper Yid?

Feck off what you on about your a closet chavski?I replied.

You ain't no Yid he says Iv'e seen your nob in the bogs mate, you got a foreskin and everyone knows Yids have them removed

Ok I say's I concede if Jose really is the Messiah you claim to be and he can get Sissoko to score goals I'll get myself circumcised. And there is the sorry tale revealed.

Got to go now time to get gowned up. Coys
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   Old Thread  #3142 1 Dec 2019 at 7.59pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ditto
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   Old Thread  #3141 1 Dec 2019 at 7.20pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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99 but you aint 1
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   Old Thread  #3140 1 Dec 2019 at 7.18pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Not as big as you for shouting for him and them
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   Old Thread  #3139 1 Dec 2019 at 7.12pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Problem ???
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   Old Thread  #3138 1 Dec 2019 at 7.09pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
UPTHE ARSE

What I have got to be happy about?.......nothing just getting fed up waiting
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   Old Thread  #3137 1 Dec 2019 at 7.05pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Oi big nose he's ****ing talking to you.
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   Old Thread  #3136 1 Dec 2019 at 7.05pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Not a Scooby mate, Iíve certainly never heard of anyone wagering his foreskin in a bet
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   Old Thread  #3135 1 Dec 2019 at 6.51pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Jim, your a spunk any idea what that candles geezer is going on about
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   Old Thread  #3134 1 Dec 2019 at 6.47pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Apart from Leicesterís 94th minute win the other results suited us and we stay in 5th.... a lot better than last weeks 14th

Scozza... if you can build a judgement on Dele Allis performance from the 5 minute MOTD footage then that proves what a total knobhead you are.
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   Old Thread  #3133 1 Dec 2019 at 6.45pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
ď and what first attracted you to your multi millionaire footballer husband mrs vardy ?Ē
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   Old Thread  #3132 1 Dec 2019 at 6.37pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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And 3 points clear of City, I bet Pep is ****ting himself, he could be next
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   Old Thread  #3131 1 Dec 2019 at 6.29pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Ffs leicester as jammy as us !!!!
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   Old Thread  #3130 1 Dec 2019 at 5.57pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That Deli Ali ****
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