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   Old Thread  #2742 16 Oct 2019 at 4.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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For ****s sake ralph get a grip, no good running to me now you *****.
I generously offered to help you but no you knew better didnít ya you ****ing halfwit.

I told you fozzo was a serious angler and you needed a little push in the right direction which i was more than happy to help with but no.... you had to give it the biggun ď its alright Iíve done dreamlakes ď all you done at dreamlakes was got filled in by a backward ****ing hillbilly at the back of the coach on the way out there!!!

I knew that you and jimmer werenít proper yids all along and only used it as an excuse to get up to soho to get your back doors kicked in by a load of ex public school boys.

And to answer your PM you can **** off if you think im taking you to some of my premier French waters even if you are prepared to do the washing up you ****ing shirt lifter 🤓
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   Old Thread  #2741 16 Oct 2019 at 4.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Nope it's the truth. I left Foz hauling polish 40s at 390 yards on the second day of the trip. I have been getting right royally speared by big Marcin and Tomasz ever since and I am loving every inch.

I do regret all of those offers of visiting your rig clinic Din and not accepting them. After coming to the realisation on this trip that I am not up to the European elite level of the likes of you and foz I just decided I had no other choice than to get reamed out by the locals it's really opened my eyes to my sexuality.

Ps. I've never really liked or supported Spurs I just said I did because I want Jimmer in and around my mouth.
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   Old Thread  #2740 16 Oct 2019 at 10.56am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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There is that i guess, doesnít he frequent gay bars in soho under the guise of going to football with you ?
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   Old Thread  #2739 16 Oct 2019 at 9.47am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Could be a double bluff cos Ralphy does like a bit of cock
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   Old Thread  #2738 16 Oct 2019 at 8.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2737 16 Oct 2019 at 7.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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If I didnít know better I would say that Ralph has left his phone unattended for a split second and that young Forster has taken his chance and proceeded to humiliate his pal

Itís what he does 😈
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   Old Thread  #2736 15 Oct 2019 at 10.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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As long as you and the Polish cocks are consenting then what you do in private is up to you.
Just don't tell me about it 'cos I don't want to know
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   Old Thread  #2735 15 Oct 2019 at 10.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well said ralphy. At least you're honest and don't pretend you go to Europe for the big carp
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   Old Thread  #2734 15 Oct 2019 at 9.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Best thing about Poland is all the massive polish cocks I love em yum yum yum
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   Old Thread  #2733 15 Oct 2019 at 12.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Glad that *****s over roll on sunday.
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   Old Thread  #2732 14 Oct 2019 at 9.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Last comment spot on
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   Old Thread  #2731 14 Oct 2019 at 9.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Yep

Mings looks a way better option than Keane at centre back. The midfield are actually playing. Rashford took his goal well.

But... if Rashford and barkley are both on the scoresheet then the opposition must be sh*te
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   Old Thread  #2730 14 Oct 2019 at 9.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hey, hey, howís about that then 4 - 0

Mind you itís like playing the equivalent of Pontypridd
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   Old Thread  #2729 14 Oct 2019 at 8.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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10 - nil would do me... sods law it'll be a jammy 1-0 to the mankers

To be fair to Bulgaria that anthem is pretty hard. It's all in a foreign language!

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   Old Thread  #2728 14 Oct 2019 at 7.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just had a look, playing it safe then is he

Might turn out to be an interesting game or a chance for your lot to make history, 10 - 0 lol

Just a correction, if your going to your local it wonít be cider either it will be Lal Toofan

Edit - Canít even sing the national anthem in unison together never mind playing football lol. Saying that, better than Bulgaria
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