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   Old Thread  #2313 15 Aug 2019 at 5.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Well said mate on all the last posts. These southern pussies donít know **** all about woman

Same with beer, they drink it without a head on it ffs

Mal could pass as a southerner with a haircut like that
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   Old Thread  #2312 15 Aug 2019 at 4.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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8 years a member and 118 posts, youíve suddenly found your voice, have you started puberty
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   Old Thread  #2311 15 Aug 2019 at 2.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Fully paid up member of the Wheeltappers and Shunters club, frozen north branch.
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   Old Thread  #2310 15 Aug 2019 at 12.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
**** me a manc who actually lives up there... or does he
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   Old Thread  #2309 15 Aug 2019 at 11.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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With these boyish good looks, charming manner and lines like the ones I've divulged that line of approach hasn't been necessary.
Only once I've told them I'm an angler.........
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   Old Thread  #2308 15 Aug 2019 at 11.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Probably used Rohypnol and gaffer tape on a few ladies
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   Old Thread  #2307 15 Aug 2019 at 10.33am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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See that Scozza, ruining things for other teams fans for generations. 1977, what a year, dippers with the league and European cup in the bag travel to Wembley red hot favourites for an unprecedented daddy treble. Only thing in their way the mob from down the East Lancs. In off the Greenhoff final ensues and the dippers treble is in tatters. Takes 22 years for the daddy treble to be achieved, by the team that stopped the team. You can't replicate firsts only copy.

My old draughtsman lecturer had a picture on his desk of a guy holding an Ocelot mate. It had a quote with it. "I don't do drugs I am drugs." Thought cool! Used it many times since on a few ladies and it works a treat
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   Old Thread  #2306 15 Aug 2019 at 10.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I can't help it Ken. Start seeing flying Welsh wingers and English striker's banging them in and the drum starts beating
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   Old Thread  #2305 15 Aug 2019 at 9.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I like and agree with what I perceive as your politics but then you go an spoil a good initial image by spouting crap about Manure!
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   Old Thread  #2304 14 Aug 2019 at 11.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wise words from a man we all respect.

Ocelot? Are they those scrawny little cat things that wish they were bigger, tougher, faster in fact a bit more everything so they could be real leopards? What do you wish you were? Don't ally yourself with scozza too quickly - he'll be supporting somebody else next week.

Scozza... my distaste of all things Man Utd is years old. Dates back to 1977 and the FA cup final if you must know. But you probably don't know that football existed before the premier league and that Utd were a team before Ferguson... things like that can have an effect on a young impressionable mind. traumatic events can stay with people for decades. Ask anyone you know about the first time they met you for example...

No worries about living in the shadow. The light shining off Jurgen's teeth is as good as the bloody floodlights



Another trophy for the cabinet tonight. Albeit in scrappy circumstances, but a win is a win. Hats off to Lampard for playing an attack minded system.

Peace and love man, peace and love
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   Old Thread  #2303 14 Aug 2019 at 5.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Iíve known what they are like for a long time mate, trust me, they are easy

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   Old Thread  #2302 14 Aug 2019 at 5.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Its like UCN enzyme Scozza. Perhaps the bait boffins are looking in the wrong place for the ultimate attractor
It's clearly red and you get it in Manchester is a good starting point
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   Old Thread  #2301 14 Aug 2019 at 5.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Upper Tier Stretford End

Made me laugh that. When I have been you really struggle to get a good seat and even struggle to see the numbers on their shirts the stadium is that big

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   Old Thread  #2300 14 Aug 2019 at 5.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I certainly did mate, they will **** it up and be back down where they belong soon, back in the shadows

Thereís one thing I can guarantee mate, when the fishings hard I can always get a bite from a few of my mates and Mal. I only have to mention Manchester United
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   Old Thread  #2299 14 Aug 2019 at 4.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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See the fear in that post Scozza? That's the reaction you want when these small club fans see anything about Man United. Understandable though with the Big Red Machine on the March
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