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   Old Thread  #2607 23 Sept 2018 at 10.23pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What goes in and out and stinks of p155?.















Your grandparents doing the Hokey Cokey.
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   Old Thread  #2606 23 Sept 2018 at 11.19am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2605 29 Aug 2018 at 9.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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, i went into the jewellers today and said to the fella , " I've come to buy a watch " , he said analogue , I said no , just the watch
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   Old Thread  #2604 29 Aug 2018 at 6.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That's a bit insensitive, I had to put my dog down today.














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   Old Thread  #2603 27 Aug 2018 at 6.35am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I went to the dentist today he said say aahhhh , I said why , he said coz my dog died
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   Old Thread  #2602 26 Aug 2018 at 1.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hold up... Black footballers staying away from football grounds because of racism!
What feck is west hams excuse then cause they have not turned up this season🤣
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   Old Thread  #2601 14 Aug 2018 at 10.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You're a wrong 'un ralphy
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   Old Thread  #2600 14 Aug 2018 at 8.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sorry mate , never saw them , thought you was on about carpypats post from 6years ago 😂
Anyway , what do you call a black man ...............😂




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   Old Thread  #2599 14 Aug 2018 at 8.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Peace and love man....
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   Old Thread  #2598 14 Aug 2018 at 8.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Stop being so PC and get you hair cut.
Bloody hippies
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   Old Thread  #2597 14 Aug 2018 at 7.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Alright ralphy.

There was a load of posts about offensive jokes and I was putting my pov across.

But... now they've all gone!

Maybe I'm losing my marbles in my old age!

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   Old Thread  #2596 14 Aug 2018 at 5.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wtf are you on about malster ?
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   Old Thread  #2595 14 Aug 2018 at 11.11am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Have to say that the mods got it right.

The argument that if people are offended then they shouldn't read the thread just doesn't wash (sorry ralphy). Should black footballers who are offended by racist chants be told they should avoid football grounds? Of course not. If your sister complains some prat felt her bum in a club would you say she shouldn't go clubbing?

It's a public forum and the mods need to regulate accordingly.

If that means you are going to sulk and not post then maybe bit says more about what you find funny than what others find offensive.

Keep the thread going. I often have a good laugh reading it. It's almost as funny as some of magoos posts on the footy thread
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   Old Thread  #2594 7 Aug 2018 at 9.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
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   Old Thread  #2593 6 Aug 2018 at 10.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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To the thief that stole my antidepressants,
I hope you're happy now.
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