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Was late the other day on my way to work. Got stuck behind a tractor as the driver was shouting ‘the end of the world is coming, the end of the world is coming, the end of the world is nigh’. I think it was farmer Geddon.
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#2612 22 Oct 2018 at 7.39pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2611
Son- Dad why is my sister called Teresa
Dad- Because you’re mum loves Easter - it’s an anagram
Son- Thanks Dad
Dad- No problem Alan
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#2611 10 Oct 2018 at 10.31pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2610
I’m here all week...
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#2610 9 Oct 2018 at 10.27pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2609
Now that's better .
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#2609 9 Oct 2018 at 8.51am | | |
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In reply to Post #2608
The letter ‘u’ would appropriately fit in there somewhere.
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#2608 1 Oct 2018 at 11.52pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2607
Hmmm
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#2607 23 Sept 2018 at 10.23pm | | |
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What goes in and out and stinks of p155?.
Your grandparents doing the Hokey Cokey.
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#2606 23 Sept 2018 at 11.19am | | |
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In reply to Post #2605
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#2605 29 Aug 2018 at 9.44pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2604
 , i went into the jewellers today and said to the fella , " I've come to buy a watch " , he said analogue , I said no , just the watch
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#2604 29 Aug 2018 at 6.05pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2603
That's a bit insensitive, I had to put my dog down today.
Weighed a bloody ton.
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#2603 27 Aug 2018 at 6.35am | | |
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In reply to Post #2602
I went to the dentist today he said say aahhhh , I said why , he said coz my dog died
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#2602 26 Aug 2018 at 1.14pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2601
Hold up... Black footballers staying away from football grounds because of racism!
What feck is west hams excuse then cause they have not turned up this season🤣
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#2601 14 Aug 2018 at 10.07pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2600
You're a wrong 'un ralphy
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#2600 14 Aug 2018 at 8.47pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2599
Sorry mate , never saw them , thought you was on about carpypats post from 6years ago 😂
Anyway , what do you call a black man ...............😂
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#2599 14 Aug 2018 at 8.33pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2598
Peace and love man....
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