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   Old Thread  #1858 24 Jun 2013 at 7.43am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I gazed into her eyes
my heart was pounding
lips trembling,unable to speak
sweat forming on my brow
she opened her petite little mouth and uttered three words i'll never forget.

"thats him officer."
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   Old Thread  #1857 24 Jun 2013 at 7.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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years ago it was suggested "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."But since all the doctors are now muslim,i've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
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   Old Thread  #1856 24 Jun 2013 at 7.35am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Gangbang style
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   Old Thread  #1855 23 Jun 2013 at 7.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!


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   Old Thread  #1854 23 Jun 2013 at 8.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I don't see why Kanya West decided to give his kid a stupid name like North.

If I was him I'd have chosen a normal name like Fred.
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   Old Thread  #1853 22 Jun 2013 at 10.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1852 22 Jun 2013 at 8.30am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Sky News: "A million brazilian protesters take to the streets !"...

Wow...Thats even more than a trillion grazilian, I think.
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   Old Thread  #1851 21 Jun 2013 at 5.13pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1850 20 Jun 2013 at 8.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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"Mashed potato everywhere"
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   Old Thread  #1849 20 Jun 2013 at 4.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1848 20 Jun 2013 at 7.30am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just 2, we will send you the video - its fu**ing hilarious!
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   Old Thread  #1847 19 Jun 2013 at 4.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
John terry has just announced 'It was me all along!' and taken credit for the vocal on the Milli Vanilli double LP from 1988.
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   Old Thread  #1846 18 Jun 2013 at 6.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1845 17 Jun 2013 at 8.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What's Stuart Hall getting for Christmas? The bunk bed above Ken Barlow.
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   Old Thread  #1844 15 Jun 2013 at 8.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to f**k off.
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