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In reply to Post #1933
Kin ell Paul 
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#1936 26 Jul 2013 at 7.41pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1931
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#1935 26 Jul 2013 at 7.39pm | | |
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This Rooney hating thing has gone too far. I'm outside Old Trafford & there's a guy burning small effigies of Rooney & selling them to fans. Oh, hang on....its a baked potato stand.
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#1934 26 Jul 2013 at 6.44am | | |
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I am going out with a muslim girl,but she is nothing like you would think,she drinks like a fish and bangs like a **** house door in a gale!!
Her phone has been off for a couple of days,so i rang her father last night and he said she is getting stoned.Now thats what i call one understanding and cool dad.
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#1933 26 Jul 2013 at 6.39am | | |
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Walt Disney's new film called "Jet black",the non racist version of snow white,has been put on hold.
Apparently all of the 7 dwarfs,dealer,stealer,mugger,forger,drive by,pimp and leroy have refused to sing "hi ho"because they say it offends black prostitutes.
They also say they have no intention of singing "its off to work we go".
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#1932 26 Jul 2013 at 6.34am | | |
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Latest from Old Trafford,Rooney wants a transfer.Moyes says"put it in writing,Rooney decides to stay.
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#1931 26 Jul 2013 at 6.31am | | |
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I pulled a local slag last night and took her back to my place for sex.
As i laid on the bed watching the sperm dribble out of her *****,i immediately thought to myself,"well,at least i won't need lube."
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#1930 25 Jul 2013 at 1.38am | | |
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All this talk of the royal baby is bringing back some painful memories. Last time I was third inline for the throne I shat myself in wetherspoons.
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#1929 24 Jul 2013 at 10.40pm | | |
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said to my missus earlier , how pissed off i was with next doors cat ****ting in the garden.
she told me to to get a shovel and chuck it over the fence , so i did .
afterwards , i thought , well... that was pretty ****ing pointless , now they've got my shovel
and i've still got there cat ****
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#1928 22 Jul 2013 at 10.03pm | | |
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The new Chinese lad at work must be really religeous
He keeps talking about his praystation
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#1927 22 Jul 2013 at 9.21pm | | |
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Congratulations to John terry and Kate on the birth of their baby boy
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#1926 22 Jul 2013 at 9.19pm | | |
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#1925 19 Jul 2013 at 7.46pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1924
Wayne Rooney still undecided about joining Chelsea, apparently Colleen is yet to agree personal terms with John Terry.
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#1924 19 Jul 2013 at 2.54pm | | |
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
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#1923 18 Jul 2013 at 7.03pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1922
fed up with this weather-am sweating more than a paedo in the playground
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