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better not do that one
The waiter served my soup, i said you have your thumb in my soup, ..............i have arthritis and the doctor told me to keep it warm.............then why don't you stick it up your a***..............i do when i'm in the kitchen  
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#1969 15 Sept 2013 at 12.49pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1948
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#1968 15 Sept 2013 at 12.47pm | | | |
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lying in bed last night i looked into my wifes eyes and said , you remind me of the lottery
she said , is it coz im worth millions to you
i said no........... its coz i wish youd ****ing roll over
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#1967 11 Sept 2013 at 1.38pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1966
Those same TOTs have been onto the KW help line and text "stop Kevin stop" 
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#1966 10 Sept 2013 at 10.31pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1965
kevin webster called in to the rovers on his way home today-fancied a couple of tots apparently
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#1965 10 Sept 2013 at 7.38pm | | | |
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#1964 9 Sept 2013 at 9.21pm | | | |
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A young mans body was pulled out of the thames, he had a pair of stockings, high heels,with a cucumber stuck in his rectum, oh and henwasnwearing a Tottenham shirt, but to save the family any extra trauma or embarrassment the local police removed the shirt.
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#1963 6 Sept 2013 at 7.20pm | | | |
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Summer is officially coming to an end and you know what that means....All you half naked ladies are going to have to find a personality.
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#1962 5 Sept 2013 at 3.15am | | | |
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A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown." The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown." The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."
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#1961 2 Sept 2013 at 10.51pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1946
2 ladies of the night in Soho..........allo luv you ad a good night then............well yeah i suppose so i've been up and down my stairs 12 times.............ooh your poor feet.
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#1960 2 Sept 2013 at 10.43pm | | | |
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David Moyes reportedly trying to bring Fergie in to negotiate some extra time.
#TransferDeadlineDay
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#1959 1 Sept 2013 at 8.33pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1951
Haven't heard that one for years, the tears were running down my legs
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#1958 1 Sept 2013 at 6.03pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1957
I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through next door's garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished I got back into bed.
My wife said, 'darling you're shaking, what is it?’
'You'll never believe what I've just seen' I said,
“That ******* next door has still got my shovel'.
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#1957 29 Aug 2013 at 7.26pm | | | |
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A recent survey has shown that 1 out of every 5 people in the uk are racist.
The other 4 are filthy ....... immigrants.
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#1956 27 Aug 2013 at 6.28pm | | | |
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The only people who think bale is worth 94 million are those 2 girls in Peru.
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