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   Old Thread  #1932 26 Jul 2013 at 6.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Latest from Old Trafford,Rooney wants a transfer.Moyes says"put it in writing,Rooney decides to stay.
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   Old Thread  #1931 26 Jul 2013 at 6.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I pulled a local slag last night and took her back to my place for sex.
As i laid on the bed watching the sperm dribble out of her *****,i immediately thought to myself,"well,at least i won't need lube."
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   Old Thread  #1930 25 Jul 2013 at 1.38am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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All this talk of the royal baby is bringing back some painful memories. Last time I was third inline for the throne I shat myself in wetherspoons.
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   Old Thread  #1929 24 Jul 2013 at 10.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
said to my missus earlier , how pissed off i was with next doors cat ****ting in the garden.
she told me to to get a shovel and chuck it over the fence , so i did .
afterwards , i thought , well... that was pretty ****ing pointless , now they've got my shovel
and i've still got there cat ****
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   Old Thread  #1928 22 Jul 2013 at 10.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The new Chinese lad at work must be really religeous

He keeps talking about his praystation
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   Old Thread  #1927 22 Jul 2013 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Congratulations to John terry and Kate on the birth of their baby boy
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   Old Thread  #1926 22 Jul 2013 at 9.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1925 19 Jul 2013 at 7.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wayne Rooney still undecided about joining Chelsea, apparently Colleen is yet to agree personal terms with John Terry.
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   Old Thread  #1924 19 Jul 2013 at 2.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?



A rip off.
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   Old Thread  #1923 18 Jul 2013 at 7.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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fed up with this weather-am sweating more than a paedo in the playground
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   Old Thread  #1922 17 Jul 2013 at 9.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1921 17 Jul 2013 at 8.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1920 17 Jul 2013 at 10.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Double sprint world champion Tyson Gay has tested positive for a substance he could not identify and is pulling out of next month's world championships in Moscow.

To be fair, he's not the first gay to test positive and have to pull out before it's too late.
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   Old Thread  #1919 17 Jul 2013 at 10.01am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
After landing my new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here’s what happened:

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Asda."
I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be fcuking stupid. Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone fcuked you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda."
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   Old Thread  #1918 17 Jul 2013 at 9.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
some crackers there lads
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