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   Old Thread  #1938 27 Jul 2013 at 7.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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selling all my old dogging gear on ebay-no bids as yet but loads of watchers!
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   Old Thread  #1937 26 Jul 2013 at 7.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1936 26 Jul 2013 at 7.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1935 26 Jul 2013 at 7.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
This Rooney hating thing has gone too far. I'm outside Old Trafford & there's a guy burning small effigies of Rooney & selling them to fans. Oh, hang on....its a baked potato stand.
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   Old Thread  #1934 26 Jul 2013 at 6.44am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I am going out with a muslim girl,but she is nothing like you would think,she drinks like a fish and bangs like a **** house door in a gale!!
Her phone has been off for a couple of days,so i rang her father last night and he said she is getting stoned.Now thats what i call one understanding and cool dad.
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   Old Thread  #1933 26 Jul 2013 at 6.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Walt Disney's new film called "Jet black",the non racist version of snow white,has been put on hold.
Apparently all of the 7 dwarfs,dealer,stealer,mugger,forger,drive by,pimp and leroy have refused to sing "hi ho"because they say it offends black prostitutes.
They also say they have no intention of singing "its off to work we go".
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   Old Thread  #1932 26 Jul 2013 at 6.34am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Latest from Old Trafford,Rooney wants a transfer.Moyes says"put it in writing,Rooney decides to stay.
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   Old Thread  #1931 26 Jul 2013 at 6.31am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I pulled a local slag last night and took her back to my place for sex.
As i laid on the bed watching the sperm dribble out of her *****,i immediately thought to myself,"well,at least i won't need lube."
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   Old Thread  #1930 25 Jul 2013 at 1.38am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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All this talk of the royal baby is bringing back some painful memories. Last time I was third inline for the throne I shat myself in wetherspoons.
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   Old Thread  #1929 24 Jul 2013 at 10.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
said to my missus earlier , how pissed off i was with next doors cat ****ting in the garden.
she told me to to get a shovel and chuck it over the fence , so i did .
afterwards , i thought , well... that was pretty ****ing pointless , now they've got my shovel
and i've still got there cat ****
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   Old Thread  #1928 22 Jul 2013 at 10.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The new Chinese lad at work must be really religeous

He keeps talking about his praystation
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   Old Thread  #1927 22 Jul 2013 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Congratulations to John terry and Kate on the birth of their baby boy
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   Old Thread  #1926 22 Jul 2013 at 9.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1925 19 Jul 2013 at 7.46pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wayne Rooney still undecided about joining Chelsea, apparently Colleen is yet to agree personal terms with John Terry.
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   Old Thread  #1924 19 Jul 2013 at 2.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?



A rip off.
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