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   Old Thread  #1966 10 Sept 2013 at 10.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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kevin webster called in to the rovers on his way home today-fancied a couple of tots apparently
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   Old Thread  #1965 10 Sept 2013 at 7.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1964 9 Sept 2013 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A young mans body was pulled out of the thames, he had a pair of stockings, high heels,with a cucumber stuck in his rectum, oh and henwasnwearing a Tottenham shirt, but to save the family any extra trauma or embarrassment the local police removed the shirt.
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   Old Thread  #1963 6 Sept 2013 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Summer is officially coming to an end and you know what that means....All you half naked ladies are going to have to find a personality.
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   Old Thread  #1962 5 Sept 2013 at 3.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown." The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown." The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."
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   Old Thread  #1961 2 Sept 2013 at 10.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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2 ladies of the night in Soho..........allo luv you ad a good night then............well yeah i suppose so i've been up and down my stairs 12 times.............ooh your poor feet.
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   Old Thread  #1960 2 Sept 2013 at 10.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
David Moyes reportedly trying to bring Fergie in to negotiate some extra time.

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   Old Thread  #1959 1 Sept 2013 at 8.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Haven't heard that one for years, the tears were running down my legs
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   Old Thread  #1958 1 Sept 2013 at 6.03pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through next door's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.

He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.

Astonished I got back into bed.

My wife said, 'darling you're shaking, what is it?’

'You'll never believe what I've just seen' I said,

“That ******* next door has still got my shovel'.
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   Old Thread  #1957 29 Aug 2013 at 7.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A recent survey has shown that 1 out of every 5 people in the uk are racist.


The other 4 are filthy ....... immigrants.
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   Old Thread  #1956 27 Aug 2013 at 6.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The only people who think bale is worth 94 million are those 2 girls in Peru.
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   Old Thread  #1955 26 Aug 2013 at 10.26am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
As i watched the torment of the 2 girls in Peru charged with drug smuggling and facing 15 years in prison,the anguish etched across their faces.I couldn't help but think ........i'd shag the blonde one.
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   Old Thread  #1954 26 Aug 2013 at 10.22am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A bloke stopped me yesterday,asked for a rubbish tip,i told him,Arsenal to win the premiership.
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   Old Thread  #1953 26 Aug 2013 at 10.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jose Mourinho- i'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies."
Stephen Hawking-i'll walk if Arsenal win trophies."
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   Old Thread  #1952 26 Aug 2013 at 10.18am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I managed to get blood from a stone yesterday,
took some scrubbing,but at least the evidence is gone.
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