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   Old Thread  #2042 7 Dec 2013 at 11.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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he put it out on you tube that he takes it up the pooh tube.............. tom daley , tom daley , tom daley
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   Old Thread  #2041 6 Dec 2013 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Its been reported that dyslexic africans have been leaving flowers at the doors of Nissan main dealer
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   Old Thread  #2040 6 Dec 2013 at 9.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
apparentley theres thousands of people gathering outside nelson mandella house.
del boy and rodney have told em to **** off
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   Old Thread  #2039 6 Dec 2013 at 1.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Following Tom Daley admitting he's gay,rumours are rife that his boyfriend is a fellow Olympian.

My money's on Fatima Whitbread.
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   Old Thread  #2038 6 Dec 2013 at 1.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to c**t a lightboll**ks?
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   Old Thread  #2037 6 Dec 2013 at 1.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When asked their thoughts on Britain's no 1 diver announcing he is gay.Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time...
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   Old Thread  #2036 6 Dec 2013 at 12.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I've had enough of Christmas.All year long I work my f**king fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for.And what happens Christmas morning? That fat f**ker with the beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her.
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   Old Thread  #2035 6 Dec 2013 at 12.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2034 6 Dec 2013 at 0.40am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Fings were getting a bit violent down at the lake
muggings, robbery, i decided to take a mate, black belt
in Karate, could kill you wiv is bare feet, one Saturday night
3 geezers kicked the s*** out of im while he took is shoes off
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   Old Thread  #2033 5 Dec 2013 at 10.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2032 5 Dec 2013 at 10.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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nelson mandella dies at 95


respect where its due.....


thats 5 mph faster than paul walker
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   Old Thread  #2031 3 Dec 2013 at 5.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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SHIFT work i presume
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   Old Thread  #2030 2 Dec 2013 at 8.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Bar staff wanted in Glasgow,must be able to work a rotor
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   Old Thread  #2029 2 Dec 2013 at 6.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
tom daley always looks slightly bent when he enters the water,
and when he gets out.
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