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   Old Thread  #2052 14 Dec 2013 at 5.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife was texting me all day yesterday saying she was in casualty....I watched all 50 minutes of it and didn't see her once! She's still not home and I'm getting hungry!!
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   Old Thread  #2051 13 Dec 2013 at 9.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2050 13 Dec 2013 at 9.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2049 13 Dec 2013 at 3.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A young lad and his grandpa go fishing one day. They set up next to the river and sit back in their camping chairs waiting for the fish to start to bite. After a while, the grandpa pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up. The kid is really interested and asks his grandpa if he can have one. Grandpa turns to the kid and says, "Can you touch your a***h*** with your penis?"

The boy replies that he can't.

"Well," says Grandpa, "then you're not old enough yet."

Another hour or so goes by and then Grandpa pulls out a can of beer. Again the boy is interested and asks if he could have some. Grandpa repeats his earlier question and says that he isn't old enough yet.

A little while later the boy opens his tackle box and takes out a packet of sweets. Grandpa looks over and thinks that he would like one.

"Can I have one of your sweets, son?"

The kid looks at Grandpa and says to him, "Can you touch your a***h*** with your penis?"

"I most certainly can!" says Grandpa.

To which the boy replies, "Well then go f*** yourself then, you old b******."
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   Old Thread  #2048 12 Dec 2013 at 1.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You beating everyone to it mate
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   Old Thread  #2047 12 Dec 2013 at 11.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
It's very very very quiet on here,what's everyone lost their sense of humour
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   Old Thread  #2046 8 Dec 2013 at 11.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife's doing an experiment.She's wearing a burka for a week to get people's reaction.So far she's been kicked,punched and spat at.F**k knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house!
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   Old Thread  #2045 8 Dec 2013 at 10.59am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Nelson Mandela's a legend and inspiration to every black man.
Never worked a day in his life and spent half of it in prison.
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   Old Thread  #2044 8 Dec 2013 at 10.57am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Never has there been such a mass outpouring of grief this morning from Black people,after waking up to the news that KFC Great Yarmouth is closed due to flood damage....
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   Old Thread  #2043 8 Dec 2013 at 10.54am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Micheal Barrymores ears *****ed up at the news Tom Daley has came out as gay.At last the thought,someone that doesn't mind taking it up the arse and can swim as we'll.
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   Old Thread  #2042 7 Dec 2013 at 11.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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he put it out on you tube that he takes it up the pooh tube.............. tom daley , tom daley , tom daley
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   Old Thread  #2041 6 Dec 2013 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Its been reported that dyslexic africans have been leaving flowers at the doors of Nissan main dealer
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   Old Thread  #2040 6 Dec 2013 at 9.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
apparentley theres thousands of people gathering outside nelson mandella house.
del boy and rodney have told em to **** off
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   Old Thread  #2039 6 Dec 2013 at 1.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Following Tom Daley admitting he's gay,rumours are rife that his boyfriend is a fellow Olympian.

My money's on Fatima Whitbread.
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   Old Thread  #2038 6 Dec 2013 at 1.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to c**t a lightboll**ks?
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