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   Old Thread  #2691 9 Feb 2021 at 8.20am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Or watch this one. An American women is terrified after the Trump election debacle and screams into her phone, priceless!

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   Old Thread  #2690 8 Feb 2021 at 4.32pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I've seen a few of his videos. Bloody brilliant. You should check out the one with the angry shoppers...

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   Old Thread  #2689 8 Feb 2021 at 7.25am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Watch this, the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Two religious nutcases handing down their judgement on Covid 19, while a bloke accompanies it with a heavy metal overlay.

Absolute nutters!
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   Old Thread  #2688 5 Feb 2021 at 3.10pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2687 26 Jan 2021 at 7.06pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I had a gay mate who played football in a "pink" league. He was a big Wolverhampton Wanders fan and had their initials tattooed on his buttocks. Every time he dropped the soap in the shower and went to pick it up, all his mates said "WoW!"
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   Old Thread  #2686 18 Jan 2021 at 11.45pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2685 17 Jan 2021 at 8.01am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2684 17 Jan 2021 at 7.39am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My mate just rang me and he has unfortunately caught Covid 19 from his cat....dont ask meow
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   Old Thread  #2683 16 Jan 2021 at 4.54pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A vicar happened to chance upon a young girl walking her dog. "Hello little girl, what's your name?" he enquired. "Rosemary", she replied. "My mummy was going to call me Mary but whilst lying in the garden, a rose petal fell on her tummy with me inside and so she called me Rosemary". "Oh, that's lovely" said the vicar. "And what's your doggies name?" "Porky", she replied. "It's that because he's a little bit fat?" asked the vicar. "No", she replied, "it's because he f*cks pigs!"
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   Old Thread  #2682 14 Jan 2021 at 6.33pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man with no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach.

Three women, from England , Wales and Scotland were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said “No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, “No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said,

“'Ave ya ever been f*cked, laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, “No".

She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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   Old Thread  #2681 25 Dec 2020 at 9.53am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Watched a Bollywood porn movie last night, Come Dan Singh.
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   Old Thread  #2680 22 Dec 2020 at 12.13pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
An Indian man has being arrested for assaulting his wife.
Chindda Gudandproppa denies all charges.
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   Old Thread  #2679 6 Dec 2020 at 10.29am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Few days ago I was diagnosed as being colour blind. Didn’t see that coming, came right out of the purple.
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   Old Thread  #2678 14 Nov 2020 at 10.22am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A homo sexual visited the Doctors and said, "I've been a bit promiscuous recently and I've got a sore bum, can you give me anything for it?" The Doctor wrote out a note and handed it to him. As he was walking out the door, the bloke said, "'Ere what's this? Ten pints of lager, vindaloo curry washed down with liver salts. Will that cure it?" "Probably not" replied the Doctor, "but at least it should remind you what your arse should be used for!"
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   Old Thread  #2677 11 Nov 2020 at 8.22am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was sat in with the careers teacher at school with my parents. "Your son shows no aptitude for his lessons, is constantly late, rude to his teachers and shows no empathy for his fellow pupils" was his assessment of my performance. "As far as jobs go, his career path will be severely limited". "Perhaps he could be a lavatory cleaner?" chipped in my Dad. "Or he could always works on the bins" my Mum said hopefully. "No, I don't think he would suitable" was my teachers honest but brutal reply. "There must be something he could do?" pleaded my father. The teacher sighed and said, "I'm afraid the only option for him is to be a controller at First Bus".
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