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 #2338 31 Oct 2015 at 9.13am | |   |
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In reply to Post #1
So Jurgen Klopp has finally got his first win at Liverpool.
Apparently it was due to a motivational text from his older brother clippity.
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#2337 22 Oct 2015 at 4.44pm | | |
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#2336 30 Sept 2015 at 9.37pm | | |
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A woman knocked at our door and said she was
collecting for the new swimming pool so I gave her a bucket of water.
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#2335 24 Sept 2015 at 8.17pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2334
 Like it
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#2334 24 Sept 2015 at 8.11pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2333
Reminds me of
"Dad, there's a bloke at the door with a bald head"
"Tell him to piss off I've got one"
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#2333 24 Sept 2015 at 1.37pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2332
My daughter said to me earlier "dad , there's someone knocking at the door with a beard ".
I said " well no wonder I couldn't bloody hear it then " .
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#2332 23 Sept 2015 at 6.19pm | | |
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Teacher......who can tell me what chickens give you?
Sarah.........meat miss.
teacher......correct, now can you tell me what pigs give you?
Jane...........bacon miss
teacher.......that's right, who can tell me what fat cow gives you?
Billie...........homework
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#2331 21 Sept 2015 at 8.48pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2330
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?
Because he's married.
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#2330 20 Sept 2015 at 9.31pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2329
I love f5, it's so refreshing
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#2329 11 Sept 2015 at 6.18am | | |
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In reply to Post #2328
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#2328 10 Sept 2015 at 8.34pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2327
Came home hammered the other night and was stumbling around at the bottom of the stairs making a right racket. "What the hell is going on?" Shouts the wife from the bedroom. "I'm trying to get a barrel of beer up the stairs" I replied. "Leave it downstairs you dozy ****" She says."I cant" Says I."I've drunk it"
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#2327 9 Sept 2015 at 8.42pm | | |
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In reply to Post #2326
Even more valuable lesson learned today.......
Don't keep ralgex and anusol next to each other
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#2326 8 Sept 2015 at 9.35pm | | |
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Valuable lesson learned this morning ,"...........
Don't keep anusol and Colgate on the same shelf
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#2325 28 Aug 2015 at 1.35am | | |
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In reply to Post #2310
Lol such long topic
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#2324 23 Aug 2015 at 12.41pm | | |
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After too many visits to the "Pleasure Parlour"
(the house of horizontal refreshment)
JimmyAd notices green lumps
On his wedding tackle. So off he goes to the doctor.
The doctor explains "You know how wrestlers and rugby
players get cauliflower ears?"
"Yes" says Jim, nodding seriously.
"Well" says the doctor, "You've got Brothel Sprouts."
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