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   Old Thread  #19 1 Mar 2012 at 6.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #18 1 Mar 2012 at 3.37pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I opened the curtains this morning and waved to my son."Sir, can you step back so we can get him out," said the midwife
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   Old Thread  #17 1 Mar 2012 at 3.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The guy next door to me is always up late having really loud and rough sex.Kind of makes me happy I don't share my prison cell with anyone
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   Old Thread  #16 1 Mar 2012 at 3.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Why is regular sex so important to you?" My wife asked me this morning."Imagine not breathing as much as you would like" I replied."Because if I don't get any tonight, that is what will happen to you
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   Old Thread  #15 1 Mar 2012 at 2.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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its not a matter of whether anyones offended by it, its up there under Rules/Usage as a forum rule...........
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   Old Thread  #14 29 Feb 2012 at 10.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I did not believe it when my mum told me Davey Jones had died.

Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
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   Old Thread  #13 29 Feb 2012 at 8.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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didnt mean the racist ones just that nowadays things most people find funny theres always some1 whos offended by something thats just a joke 2 most people
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   Old Thread  #12 29 Feb 2012 at 7.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A guy in cricket whites staggers into A & E with his hand thrust between his legs
whatever happened to you asks the triage nurse as she leads him into a cubicle
hit with a cricket ball says the guy
drop your trousers and jump up onto the bed says the nurse as she goes to fetch the soothing cream
hows that says the nurse as she smothers his knob and goolies in cream
fantastic says the guy but my thumbs still killing me

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   Old Thread  #11 29 Feb 2012 at 5.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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hi guys,
i'am at A & E
Just a quick word of warning...........

the Dyson ball cleaner is not what you think it is!!!!!!
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   Old Thread  #10 29 Feb 2012 at 11.18am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses.”

I thought that didn’t sound right so I tried again;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese.”

Nope, that still didn’t sound right;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi.”

Ahh **** it I thought;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.

P.S. Send me another one.”
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   Old Thread  #9 29 Feb 2012 at 7.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying on the bed licking a lollipop. She then slipped it up her snatch and gave it another lick. I said "careful with that, love. You need it to see the children across the road tomorrow."
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   Old Thread  #8 28 Feb 2012 at 11.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #7 28 Feb 2012 at 9.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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why? it was only the funny jokes that made the other thread what it was.
it didn't need the racist or offensive jokes to get a laugh, the vast majority of jokes on there had me pissing myself!
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   Old Thread  #6 28 Feb 2012 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
looks like this threads been ruined now,only decent thing on the forum
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   Old Thread  #5 28 Feb 2012 at 1.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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