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I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo;
“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses.”
I thought that didn’t sound right so I tried again;
“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese.”
Nope, that still didn’t sound right;
“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi.”
Ahh **** it I thought;
“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.
P.S. Send me another one.”
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The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying on the bed licking a lollipop. She then slipped it up her snatch and gave it another lick. I said "careful with that, love. You need it to see the children across the road tomorrow."
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#8 28 Feb 2012 at 11.39pm | | |
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In reply to Post #7
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In reply to Post #6
why? it was only the funny jokes that made the other thread what it was.
it didn't need the racist or offensive jokes to get a laugh, the vast majority of jokes on there had me pissing myself!
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looks like this threads been ruined now,only decent thing on the forum 
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In reply to Post #3
It is now
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I've been trying to flush a Flump down the toilet for 3 days now..'it's just taking the piss'
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In reply to Post #2
this thread is a joke
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In reply to Post #1
An old lady at the park said to me today, "I see your dog's fetching balls."
I said, "I know he has but at your age you shouldn't really be looking."
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