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   Old Thread  #10 29 Feb 2012 at 11.18am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses.”

I thought that didn’t sound right so I tried again;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese.”

Nope, that still didn’t sound right;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi.”

Ahh **** it I thought;

“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.

P.S. Send me another one.”
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   Old Thread  #9 29 Feb 2012 at 7.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night. When I came up the stairs, I found her lying on the bed licking a lollipop. She then slipped it up her snatch and gave it another lick. I said "careful with that, love. You need it to see the children across the road tomorrow."
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   Old Thread  #8 28 Feb 2012 at 11.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #7 28 Feb 2012 at 9.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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why? it was only the funny jokes that made the other thread what it was.
it didn't need the racist or offensive jokes to get a laugh, the vast majority of jokes on there had me pissing myself!
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   Old Thread  #6 28 Feb 2012 at 9.21pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
looks like this threads been ruined now,only decent thing on the forum
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   Old Thread  #5 28 Feb 2012 at 1.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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It is now
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   Old Thread  #4 27 Feb 2012 at 7.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I've been trying to flush a Flump down the toilet for 3 days now..'it's just taking the piss'
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   Old Thread  #3 27 Feb 2012 at 5.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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this thread is a joke
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   Old Thread  #2 27 Feb 2012 at 5.27pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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An old lady at the park said to me today, "I see your dog's fetching balls."

I said, "I know he has but at your age you shouldn't really be looking."

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