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   Old Thread  #81 26 Mar 2012 at 11.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Predictive texting is for aunts!
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   Old Thread  #80 25 Mar 2012 at 4.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
R.I.P. Jocky Wilson - not only a great darts player, but a great singer.I loved Reet Petite.
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   Old Thread  #79 23 Mar 2012 at 10.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse

Fantastic.
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   Old Thread  #78 23 Mar 2012 at 5.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What's hard, black and makes Tulisa look incompetent?

A microphone.
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   Old Thread  #77 22 Mar 2012 at 9.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #76 22 Mar 2012 at 5.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub . . . .

the landlord turns round and says ''is this a joke!''

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   Old Thread  #75 22 Mar 2012 at 5.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse
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   Old Thread  #74 21 Mar 2012 at 2.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Well if you cant take the piss out of women, ethnic minorities, vertically challenged, horizontally challenged or people of an obverse sexual polarity thats the local STD clinic fecked then

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   Old Thread  #73 21 Mar 2012 at 2.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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lol
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   Old Thread  #72 21 Mar 2012 at 12.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I agree the problem is most funny jokes are near the knuckle, I think it should be removed
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   Old Thread  #71 21 Mar 2012 at 11.37am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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As a nerd I agree like I said personally the sicker the joke the better in my case but I respect others may find it offensive so I don't post them .near the knuckle jokes great!!!

As has been said its a very fine line between offensive and near knuckle!!

Going to be my last post on the matter but can see the mods removing it before long
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   Old Thread  #70 21 Mar 2012 at 10.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thats not a very funny joke......

the reason why someone who is possibly easily offended reads the joke thread, would be i guess,
to read some funny jokes??

this is a public forum, & there are more than just carp anglers that have access to it.
god forbid their opinion of us should be formed by a thread containing near-the-knuckle jokes.
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   Old Thread  #69 20 Mar 2012 at 7.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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you're joking
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   Old Thread  #68 20 Mar 2012 at 5.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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As it's a carp forum maybe we should remove all the non-carp section??
The problem with jokes is what is offensive to one is hilarious to someone else. What I fail to understand is why if someone is so easily offended (or a nerd ) do they bother to read it...
Think I'm gonna dip outta this thread in future it's pretty much dead, IMO it should be locked like the old fitty pics thread was...
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   Old Thread  #67 20 Mar 2012 at 2.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Come on guys i didnt mean to come over all heavy and spoil the party!.
When a post has been supressed in the past its been said that the moderators have done so without explanation.I was merely being courteous, and giving the explanation that people often require.
Carry on the thread, but please keep in mind whats been said, and keep the jokes coming .
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