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   Old Thread  #87 29 Mar 2012 at 9.09am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Wayne Rooney went to see Fabrice Muamba in hospital...."it was amazing to see him, and he even strung a sentence together" said Fabrice
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   Old Thread  #86 28 Mar 2012 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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mods.......thats a lot worse than mine!!!!!!
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   Old Thread  #85 28 Mar 2012 at 0.29am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
lol
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   Old Thread  #84 27 Mar 2012 at 11.16pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #83 27 Mar 2012 at 11.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When he thankfully regained consciousness, fabrice muamba asked about the football results. On being told that Torres had scored twice he replied 'bloody hell! How long was I out for?!?'

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   Old Thread  #82 26 Mar 2012 at 4.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #81 26 Mar 2012 at 11.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Predictive texting is for aunts!
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   Old Thread  #80 25 Mar 2012 at 4.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
R.I.P. Jocky Wilson - not only a great darts player, but a great singer.I loved Reet Petite.
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   Old Thread  #79 23 Mar 2012 at 10.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse

Fantastic.
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   Old Thread  #78 23 Mar 2012 at 5.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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What's hard, black and makes Tulisa look incompetent?

A microphone.
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   Old Thread  #77 22 Mar 2012 at 9.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #76 22 Mar 2012 at 5.41pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub . . . .

the landlord turns round and says ''is this a joke!''

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   Old Thread  #75 22 Mar 2012 at 5.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse
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   Old Thread  #74 21 Mar 2012 at 2.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Well if you cant take the piss out of women, ethnic minorities, vertically challenged, horizontally challenged or people of an obverse sexual polarity thats the local STD clinic fecked then

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   Old Thread  #73 21 Mar 2012 at 2.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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lol
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