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   Old Thread  #120 4 May 2012 at 10.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #119 4 May 2012 at 2.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Give a man a fish, and he'll feed his family for a day.

Give him a fishing rod, and he'll **** off for the whole weekend.
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   Old Thread  #118 2 May 2012 at 1.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #117 29 Apr 2012 at 8.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My mate set me up on a blind date....

He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know... She's expecting a baby."

I felt like a right bloody idiot waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy!!!!!
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   Old Thread  #116 29 Apr 2012 at 7.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The lady next door came to my door asking if I knew anything about her washing missing from her clothes line.I almost sh.t her pants
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   Old Thread  #115 24 Apr 2012 at 7.49am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #114 19 Apr 2012 at 8.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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   Old Thread  #113 15 Apr 2012 at 3.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler!
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   Old Thread  #112 15 Apr 2012 at 2.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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After our divorce i killed the wife and dumped her body but kept her *****. my new girlfriend hasn't a clue when i say im going upstairs to have a go on the ex box
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   Old Thread  #111 15 Apr 2012 at 2.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Stephen hawking just came back from his first date in years!His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. apparently she stood him up!
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   Old Thread  #110 15 Apr 2012 at 1.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman, its very rewarding and the sex is great but its also very challenging. It took me ages to get her husbands voice right!!
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   Old Thread  #109 15 Apr 2012 at 1.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I have been arrested for wasting police time, i thought i saw a kangaroo in my garden!! but it turned out to just be the neighbours grey hound taking a crap.

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   Old Thread  #108 14 Apr 2012 at 7.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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the village idiot gets pulled by the old bill while driving his horse box
where you going , asks the copper
taking my horses to the races , says the idiot
the old bill looks in the box and sees its empty and says , theres nothing in there
i know says the idiot , im taking the non runners first
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   Old Thread  #107 13 Apr 2012 at 6.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife's sister knocked me out yesterday.
l was so f--king angry!
What sort of sick bitch puts chloroform on her dirty knickers??
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