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   Old Thread  #167 18 Jun 2012 at 10.02am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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A group of blokes, all age 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, with tight skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food and service was good and the wine selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
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   Old Thread  #166 17 Jun 2012 at 8.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My mate just told me that Rodney is dead.RIP Nicholas Lyndhurst.
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   Old Thread  #165 17 Jun 2012 at 7.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
the queens corgis are pleased philip is out of hospital
there not getting blamed for pi$$ing on the settee anymore
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   Old Thread  #164 12 Jun 2012 at 0.42am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My mate does a brilliant bird impression. He takes about 4 fcking hours to get ready for a night out.
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   Old Thread  #163 12 Jun 2012 at 0.39am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When David Beckham scored for England, all the kids wanted Beckham haircuts. Sorry, Lescott, but I can't see this catching on.
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   Old Thread  #162 4 Jun 2012 at 11.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Joey Barton got attacked outside a Gay nightclub??? those Gay men really dont like c*nts do they!
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   Old Thread  #161 4 Jun 2012 at 11.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Someone just asked Rolf Harris, "Are you that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boys'?" He replied, "No that was Gary Glitter"
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   Old Thread  #160 4 Jun 2012 at 9.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #159 4 Jun 2012 at 4.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Joey Barton was assaulted outside a nightclub in Liverpool last night.Merseyside Police are treating the incident as hilarious.
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   Old Thread  #158 4 Jun 2012 at 1.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Gary Cahill has just gone off with a head injury. Joleon Lescott has just come on with one.
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   Old Thread  #157 4 Jun 2012 at 1.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife said I've got no respect for the The Queen. I nearly choked on my swan sandwich.
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   Old Thread  #156 3 Jun 2012 at 7.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #155 3 Jun 2012 at 5.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #154 3 Jun 2012 at 5.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Did anyone hear the one about the chelsea fan that couldnt get a refund on his man city shirt after chelsea won the champs league??
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   Old Thread  #153 3 Jun 2012 at 4.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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