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   Old Thread  #161 4 Jun 2012 at 11.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Someone just asked Rolf Harris, "Are you that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boys'?" He replied, "No that was Gary Glitter"
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   Old Thread  #160 4 Jun 2012 at 9.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #159 4 Jun 2012 at 4.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Joey Barton was assaulted outside a nightclub in Liverpool last night.Merseyside Police are treating the incident as hilarious.
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   Old Thread  #158 4 Jun 2012 at 1.51am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Gary Cahill has just gone off with a head injury. Joleon Lescott has just come on with one.
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   Old Thread  #157 4 Jun 2012 at 1.48am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife said I've got no respect for the The Queen. I nearly choked on my swan sandwich.
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   Old Thread  #156 3 Jun 2012 at 7.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #155 3 Jun 2012 at 5.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #154 3 Jun 2012 at 5.01pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Did anyone hear the one about the chelsea fan that couldnt get a refund on his man city shirt after chelsea won the champs league??
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   Old Thread  #153 3 Jun 2012 at 4.54pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #152 3 Jun 2012 at 4.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #151 2 Jun 2012 at 11.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
An Englishman, an Irish man, and a Scotsman have all had the Liverpool job. No wonder the clubs a joke
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   Old Thread  #150 2 Jun 2012 at 11.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
If Euro 2012 is being held in Poland, shouldn't England have qualified as co-hosts?
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   Old Thread  #149 2 Jun 2012 at 11.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Me and the wife like to do it doggy style. First I beg, then she rolls over and plays dead.
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   Old Thread  #148 31 May 2012 at 6.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Breaking news: Police arrest drunk middle-aged woman screaming "Where are you? Let's be avin' you" outside Paul Lambert's house.
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   Old Thread  #147 30 May 2012 at 5.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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"Have you ever tried Ethopian food?..."

"no"


"Neither have they"
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