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#199 15 Jul 2012 at 9.03am | | |
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Rio Ferdinand has stoked up the furore by endorsing a tweet calling Ashley Cole a 'Choc Ice' - brown on the outside, white on the inside - for supporting John Terry.
I think Rio is forgetting his own mum is white. Does that make her a '99'?.
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#198 14 Jul 2012 at 1.49pm | | |
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After John Terry was acquitted of making racist remarks, Chelsea have confirmed that the million pounds they paid to draft Ron Atkinson in as Duty Magistrate was money well spent.
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#197 11 Jul 2012 at 7.39pm | | |
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into a proper anti-social ****.
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#196 11 Jul 2012 at 7.11pm | | |
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In reply to Post #194
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#195 11 Jul 2012 at 6.31pm | | |
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#194 11 Jul 2012 at 6.18pm | | |
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy Im going to eat that pussy when the kids leave. so I m saving him!"
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#193 7 Jul 2012 at 8.29pm | | |
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'Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick'
Pretty much describes my favourite type of porn.
And the Women's Wimbledon Final.
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#192 7 Jul 2012 at 8.20pm | | |
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What an unbelievable acheivement,
first the champions league, now didier drogba has won wimbledon!
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#191 6 Jul 2012 at 9.05pm | | |
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The makers of GoalRef and Hawk-Eye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.
Apparently it doesn't work with goal posts made from jumpers.
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#190 6 Jul 2012 at 6.10pm | | |
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BREAKING NEWS: A fire has broken out in Robin van Persie's North London penthouse.Police suspect Arsene.
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#189 6 Jul 2012 at 4.31pm | | |
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#188 6 Jul 2012 at 2.19pm | | |
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My mate called round earlier. "I didn't know you had a dog," he said."Yeah, we got him about a week ago. Poor little sod had been abandoned.""Abandoned?" He said, "Who'd abandon a friendly little fella like him?""Makes you wonder doesn't it," I replied, "But some cruel ******* had just left him tied to a post outside the supermarket."
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#187 5 Jul 2012 at 8.15am | | |
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I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
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#186 4 Jul 2012 at 9.51pm | | |
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In reply to Post #185
thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"
 
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