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   Old Thread  #200 15 Jul 2012 at 5.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #199 15 Jul 2012 at 9.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Rio Ferdinand has stoked up the furore by endorsing a tweet calling Ashley Cole a 'Choc Ice' - brown on the outside, white on the inside - for supporting John Terry.

I think Rio is forgetting his own mum is white. Does that make her a '99'?.
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   Old Thread  #198 14 Jul 2012 at 1.49pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
After John Terry was acquitted of making racist remarks, Chelsea have confirmed that the million pounds they paid to draft Ron Atkinson in as Duty Magistrate was money well spent.
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   Old Thread  #197 11 Jul 2012 at 7.39pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into a proper anti-social ****.
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   Old Thread  #196 11 Jul 2012 at 7.11pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #195 11 Jul 2012 at 6.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #194 11 Jul 2012 at 6.18pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy Im going to eat that pussy when the kids leave. so I m saving him!"
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   Old Thread  #193 7 Jul 2012 at 8.29pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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'Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick'

Pretty much describes my favourite type of porn.

And the Women's Wimbledon Final.
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   Old Thread  #192 7 Jul 2012 at 8.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What an unbelievable acheivement,
first the champions league, now didier drogba has won wimbledon!
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   Old Thread  #191 6 Jul 2012 at 9.05pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The makers of GoalRef and Hawk-Eye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.

Apparently it doesn't work with goal posts made from jumpers.
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   Old Thread  #190 6 Jul 2012 at 6.10pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
BREAKING NEWS: A fire has broken out in Robin van Persie's North London penthouse.Police suspect Arsene.
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   Old Thread  #189 6 Jul 2012 at 4.31pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #188 6 Jul 2012 at 2.19pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My mate called round earlier. "I didn't know you had a dog," he said."Yeah, we got him about a week ago. Poor little sod had been abandoned.""Abandoned?" He said, "Who'd abandon a friendly little fella like him?""Makes you wonder doesn't it," I replied, "But some cruel ******* had just left him tied to a post outside the supermarket."
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   Old Thread  #187 5 Jul 2012 at 8.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
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   Old Thread  #186 4 Jul 2012 at 9.51pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"

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