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#183 28 Jun 2012 at 9.21pm | | |
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The wife crawled into bed last night. I stroked her hair, then worked my way down her body until I was gently rubbing her pussy. We then had passionate sex for 10 minutes.Then, just as I climaxed, I had a realisation.
I live alone with the dog.
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#182 27 Jun 2012 at 6.01pm | | |
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#181 27 Jun 2012 at 5.51pm | | |
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#180 27 Jun 2012 at 6.17am | | |
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I was in Australia with the wife recently, when she was stung right on her downstairs by a wasp,
i phoned a local doctor, who turned out to be a bit of a laid back surfer type,
"Doc, please help me"
"Hey man, what's up?"
"My wife has been stung on her vagina and it's completely closed up"
"Bummer, dude"
"Cheers Doc, bye"
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#179 24 Jun 2012 at 6.15pm | | |
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#178 22 Jun 2012 at 11.21pm | | |
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Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.
Taxi Vader.
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#177 22 Jun 2012 at 10.03pm | | |
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Katie Price has been quoted as saying that 'Megan Fox or Kelly Brook could play her in any film adaptations of her books' as they come across as glamorous peopleIn related news Peter Beardsley has insisted that Brad Pitt play him in his upcoming football biopic
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#176 21 Jun 2012 at 7.15pm | | |
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#175 21 Jun 2012 at 6.07pm | | |
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England shock. Wayne Rooney has tested positive for a performance enhancing rug.
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#174 21 Jun 2012 at 7.15am | | |
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I was sat crying on the bus when an old woman came over and asked if I was ok."I've done something really embarrassing," I replied, tears streaming down my face."Aww, it cant be that bad" she frowned, giving me her hankichief."I'm afraid it is," I sniffed, wiping the sh!t off my legs with it.
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#173 19 Jun 2012 at 8.06pm | | |
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#172 19 Jun 2012 at 12.13pm | | |
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#171 19 Jun 2012 at 11.45am | | |
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I went to a fancy dress party and saw a bloke with what looked like a rabbit hanging out of his mouth:"Nice one" I laughed, "you must be Warren.""No mate, I'm Dave" he said, "I've just got a hare-lip."
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