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#208 16 Jul 2012 at 7.32pm | |  |
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I got home from work last night to find my wife missing and a message scrawled across the living room wall in her lipstick:We've got your wife. If you want to see her again do not call the cops. Wait by your phone for our ransom demands!!This is going to cost me a fortune.£7.99 a roll, that fu**ing wallpaper!
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#207 16 Jul 2012 at 7.26pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #203 Nice 1 si...
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#206 16 Jul 2012 at 7.20pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #205
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#205 16 Jul 2012 at 7.14pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #203 Knicked.
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#204 16 Jul 2012 at 7.09pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #203 .......
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#203 16 Jul 2012 at 7.06pm | |  |
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renault and ford have joined forcesto create the perfect small car for women,mixing the clio and the taurus they have designed the clitaurus,its comes in pink,the average male car thief wont be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a bitch to start in the mornings
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#201 15 Jul 2012 at 5.34pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #199
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#200 15 Jul 2012 at 5.33pm | |  |
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#199 15 Jul 2012 at 9.03am | |  |
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Rio Ferdinand has stoked up the furore by endorsing a tweet calling Ashley Cole a 'Choc Ice' - brown on the outside, white on the inside - for supporting John Terry.
I think Rio is forgetting his own mum is white. Does that make her a '99'?.
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#198 14 Jul 2012 at 1.49pm | |  |
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After John Terry was acquitted of making racist remarks, Chelsea have confirmed that the million pounds they paid to draft Ron Atkinson in as Duty Magistrate was money well spent.
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#197 11 Jul 2012 at 7.39pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #196 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into a proper anti-social ****.
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#196 11 Jul 2012 at 7.11pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #194
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#195 11 Jul 2012 at 6.31pm | |  |
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#194 11 Jul 2012 at 6.18pm | |  |
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy Im going to eat that pussy when the kids leave. so I m saving him!"
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#193 7 Jul 2012 at 8.29pm | |  |
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In reply to Post #192 'Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick'
Pretty much describes my favourite type of porn.
And the Women's Wimbledon Final.
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