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   Old Thread  #214 17 Jul 2012 at 9.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The Giggle loop
If you remember the series Coupling you will remember Jeff explaining this
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   Old Thread  #213 17 Jul 2012 at 7.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
our local flasher was going to retire. but after giving it much thought,has decided to stick it out for a bit longer
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   Old Thread  #212 17 Jul 2012 at 7.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I turned to my mother-in-law and said, "That look really suites you, I wish you'd looked like that twenty years ago."My wife shouted across the room, "What the f... you doing near my mother's coffin?"
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   Old Thread  #211 17 Jul 2012 at 7.04pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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went down a treat this cracker
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   Old Thread  #210 16 Jul 2012 at 9.38pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #209 16 Jul 2012 at 9.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #208 16 Jul 2012 at 7.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I got home from work last night to find my wife missing and a message scrawled across the living room wall in her lipstick:We've got your wife. If you want to see her again do not call the cops. Wait by your phone for our ransom demands!!This is going to cost me a fortune.7.99 a roll, that fu**ing wallpaper!
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   Old Thread  #207 16 Jul 2012 at 7.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #206 16 Jul 2012 at 7.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #205 16 Jul 2012 at 7.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #204 16 Jul 2012 at 7.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #203 16 Jul 2012 at 7.06pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
renault and ford have joined forcesto create the perfect small car for women,mixing the clio and the taurus they have designed the clitaurus,its comes in pink,the average male car thief wont be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a bitch to start in the mornings
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   Old Thread  #199 15 Jul 2012 at 9.03am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Rio Ferdinand has stoked up the furore by endorsing a tweet calling Ashley Cole a 'Choc Ice' - brown on the outside, white on the inside - for supporting John Terry.

I think Rio is forgetting his own mum is white. Does that make her a '99'?.
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