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 #398 2 Oct 2012 at 6.20pm | |   |
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In reply to Post #394
 gud un lad!!
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#397 2 Oct 2012 at 6.17pm | | |
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In reply to Post #388
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#396 2 Oct 2012 at 6.04pm | | |
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In reply to Post #394
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#395 2 Oct 2012 at 5.43pm | | |
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In reply to Post #394
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#394 2 Oct 2012 at 2.54pm | | |
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto!
I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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#393 1 Oct 2012 at 11.28pm | | |
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In reply to Post #391
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#392 1 Oct 2012 at 9.28pm | | |
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Police were called to a cemetery in Leeds last night after local residents reported hearing the sound of clanging metal.Turned out it was just Jimmy Saville turning in his grave.
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#391 1 Oct 2012 at 7.31pm | | |
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Dear Jim
,Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday with me.
Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Forrest, 30.
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#390 30 Sept 2012 at 8.46pm | | |
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Heres a joke.......
Your vigina should be called jasmine.......
because it always got al-lad-in 
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#389 30 Sept 2012 at 5.35pm | | |
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In reply to Post #388
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#388 30 Sept 2012 at 5.18pm | | |
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Whats gareth gates and jeremy forrest got in common??
They both been fu**ed by stammers!
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#387 30 Sept 2012 at 5.16pm | | |
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In reply to Post #386
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#386 30 Sept 2012 at 5.00pm | | |
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What do Rio Ferdinand and Jeremy Forrest have in common?
Both have absolutely fcuk all chance of getting Bale.
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#385 30 Sept 2012 at 4.57pm | | |
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fek off, you won't bring it back."
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#384 30 Sept 2012 at 4.55pm | | |
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In reply to Post #382
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