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   Old Thread  #448 14 Oct 2012 at 7.47am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
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   Old Thread  #447 13 Oct 2012 at 9.13pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
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   Old Thread  #446 13 Oct 2012 at 8.14pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.

They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.
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   Old Thread  #444 12 Oct 2012 at 3.27pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)
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   Old Thread  #443 12 Oct 2012 at 1.16pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.
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   Old Thread  #442 12 Oct 2012 at 12.01pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #441 12 Oct 2012 at 11.51am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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brilliant ha ha
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   Old Thread  #440 12 Oct 2012 at 9.21am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Extract from Shades of grey….



He was in ecstasy and a huge smile spread across his face as his girlfriend moved slowly forwards and then backwards again.

Forwards then backwards. Back and forth. Back and forth. In and out. In and out. Her heart was pounding faster now.

Her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then progressively louder. Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream, then sighed heavily and relaxed her vice-like grip!!!

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> "Oh! Okay! park the freaking car yourself you SMUG B!!!!!!!!!"
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   Old Thread  #439 12 Oct 2012 at 7.19am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #437 11 Oct 2012 at 11.41pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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while he had both hands on youre shoulders
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   Old Thread  #436 11 Oct 2012 at 8.15pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"Rooney to be given armband on Friday."

By next week he's hoping to be able to retreive bricks from the deep end.
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   Old Thread  #435 11 Oct 2012 at 7.04pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice


.Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.
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   Old Thread  #433 11 Oct 2012 at 4.24pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #432 11 Oct 2012 at 3.01pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
When will these Jimmy savile allegations ever end?Police are now saying that Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.
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