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 #450 14 Oct 2012 at 8.08am | |   |
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In reply to Post #449
Right section dodge 
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#449 14 Oct 2012 at 7.52am | | |
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#448 14 Oct 2012 at 7.47am | | |
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Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
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#447 13 Oct 2012 at 9.13pm | | |
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I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
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#446 13 Oct 2012 at 8.14pm | | |
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Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.
They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.
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#444 12 Oct 2012 at 3.27pm | | |
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In reply to Post #6
Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)
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#443 12 Oct 2012 at 1.16pm | | |
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I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.
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#442 12 Oct 2012 at 12.01pm | | |
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In reply to Post #440
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#441 12 Oct 2012 at 11.51am | | |
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In reply to Post #440
brilliant ha ha 
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#440 12 Oct 2012 at 9.21am | | |
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Extract from Shades of grey….
He was in ecstasy and a huge smile spread across his face as his girlfriend moved slowly forwards and then backwards again.
Forwards then backwards. Back and forth. Back and forth. In and out. In and out. Her heart was pounding faster now.
Her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then progressively louder. Finally, exhausted, she let out one almighty scream, then sighed heavily and relaxed her vice-like grip!!!
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> "Oh! Okay! park the freaking car yourself you SMUG B!!!!!!!!!"
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#439 12 Oct 2012 at 7.19am | | |
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In reply to Post #437
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#437 11 Oct 2012 at 11.41pm | | |
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In reply to Post #435
while he had both hands on youre shoulders
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#436 11 Oct 2012 at 8.15pm | | |
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"Rooney to be given armband on Friday."
By next week he's hoping to be able to retreive bricks from the deep end.
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#435 11 Oct 2012 at 7.04pm | | |
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I don't believe these allegations against Jimmy Savile. I met him in Leeds General Hospital in the 1980s and he seemed very nice
.Next people will be telling me he wasn't qualified to perform my prostate examination.
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#434 11 Oct 2012 at 4.54pm | | |
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