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I've been going through some real money troubles. Realising this, my Gran gave me her pearl earrings. "They've been passed down through the generations," she said, "but needs must. "Great. Now I'm broke and I look super gay as well.
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#487 22 Oct 2012 at 5.29pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #486
 
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#486 22 Oct 2012 at 5.21pm | | | |
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I was standing in a bar and this little chinese guy comes in the pub,stands next to me and starts drinking.
I said to him "do you know any of those martial arts things like kung fu karate or ju-jitsu? He says "no why the f--k you ask me dat? is it coz i chinese? No i said its because you're drinking my pint you little c--t.
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#485 19 Oct 2012 at 11.18pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #477
just spat cheese n crackers at me lap top
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#484 19 Oct 2012 at 8.36pm | | | |
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Four words to dread hearing after sex....."howz about that then"
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#483 19 Oct 2012 at 5.46am | | | |
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In reply to Post #482
Ditto
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#482 18 Oct 2012 at 9.15pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #474
Just read this one to my wife and she thinks it sums up our relationship - bless her lol
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#481 18 Oct 2012 at 8.47pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #480
Picture edited slightly as the swear filter cannot.
but i am sure you get the drift
How many times have we been 'up there without one!'
My work is done here.
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#480 18 Oct 2012 at 8.09pm | | | |
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I met a girl in the bar one night and after we talked for a while she started rubbing my leg and said wow you are a big lad arnt you ...well i like to think so ......now this girl had the sort of lips that you would imagine her to be able to suck a golf ball through 800 yds of garden hose. I later found out that she was from a showmans family . When we left the pub she said shall we go back to mine for sum fun ...ohhh yess .....i wnet on the dodgems twice the waltzers three times wild mouse twice and spent an hour in the haunted mansion....i was f...ed after all that
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#479 18 Oct 2012 at 6.57pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #469
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#478 18 Oct 2012 at 6.50pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #477
got my halloween outfit.blonde wig,tracksuit,gold chain and cigar,that should scare the little f--kers
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#477 18 Oct 2012 at 6.48pm | | | |
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paddy says 2 Murphy "have u seen the news" 3 cliff walkers have fallen 2 their deaths"!!! unbelievable said Murphy,cant believe they all had the same name
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#476 18 Oct 2012 at 4.44pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #474
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#475 18 Oct 2012 at 12.00pm | | | |
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#474 18 Oct 2012 at 7.27am | | | |
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My wife being the romantic sort,just sent me a text.........if you are sleeping.....send me your dreams.......if you are laughing.....send me your smile,if you are eating.......send me a bit,if you are drinking.....send me a sip,if you crying ....send me your tears,i love you x...i replied.....l am having a sh-t.What should i do?
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