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The first rule of fight club is...Don't be Audley Harrison.
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#455 15 Oct 2012 at 8.44pm | | |
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Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.
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#454 14 Oct 2012 at 7.22pm | | |
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In reply to Post #451
 
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#453 14 Oct 2012 at 5.55pm | | |
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Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.
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#452 14 Oct 2012 at 2.30pm | | |
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In reply to Post #451
only boxer with a cauliflower arse
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#451 14 Oct 2012 at 8.21am | | |
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Congratulations to Audley Harrison.
He's beaten Katie Price's record for 'most time on your back after being fisted.'
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#450 14 Oct 2012 at 8.08am | | |
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In reply to Post #449
Right section dodge 
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#449 14 Oct 2012 at 7.52am | | |
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#448 14 Oct 2012 at 7.47am | | |
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Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!
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#447 13 Oct 2012 at 9.13pm | | |
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I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.
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#446 13 Oct 2012 at 8.14pm | | |
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In reply to Post #44
Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.
They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.
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#444 12 Oct 2012 at 3.27pm | | |
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In reply to Post #6
Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)
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#443 12 Oct 2012 at 1.16pm | | |
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I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.
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#442 12 Oct 2012 at 12.01pm | | |
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In reply to Post #440
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#441 12 Oct 2012 at 11.51am | | |
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In reply to Post #440
brilliant ha ha
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