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   Old Thread  #484 19 Oct 2012 at 8.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Four words to dread hearing after sex....."howz about that then"
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   Old Thread  #483 19 Oct 2012 at 5.46am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Ditto
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   Old Thread  #482 18 Oct 2012 at 9.15pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Just read this one to my wife and she thinks it sums up our relationship - bless her lol
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   Old Thread  #481 18 Oct 2012 at 8.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Picture edited slightly as the swear filter cannot.
but i am sure you get the drift

How many times have we been 'up there without one!'

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   Old Thread  #480 18 Oct 2012 at 8.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I met a girl in the bar one night and after we talked for a while she started rubbing my leg and said wow you are a big lad arnt you ...well i like to think so ......now this girl had the sort of lips that you would imagine her to be able to suck a golf ball through 800 yds of garden hose. I later found out that she was from a showmans family . When we left the pub she said shall we go back to mine for sum fun ...ohhh yess .....i wnet on the dodgems twice the waltzers three times wild mouse twice and spent an hour in the haunted mansion....i was f...ed after all that
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   Old Thread  #479 18 Oct 2012 at 6.57pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #478 18 Oct 2012 at 6.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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got my halloween outfit.blonde wig,tracksuit,gold chain and cigar,that should scare the little f--kers
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   Old Thread  #477 18 Oct 2012 at 6.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
paddy says 2 Murphy "have u seen the news" 3 cliff walkers have fallen 2 their deaths"!!! unbelievable said Murphy,cant believe they all had the same name
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   Old Thread  #474 18 Oct 2012 at 7.27am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife being the romantic sort,just sent me a text.........if you are sleeping.....send me your dreams.......if you are laughing.....send me your smile,if you are eating.......send me a bit,if you are drinking.....send me a sip,if you crying ....send me your tears,i love you x...i replied.....l am having a sh-t.What should i do?
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   Old Thread  #473 18 Oct 2012 at 7.20am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
heard my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night,moaning,groaning & banging the headboard off the wall.
Turns out her elderly mother had fallen over,cracked her head & was knocking on wall with her stick for help.........feel a bit guilty about that w--k now!
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   Old Thread  #472 18 Oct 2012 at 7.13am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Jimmy saville's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put into an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his kn-b
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   Old Thread  #471 18 Oct 2012 at 7.10am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just heard,George Clooney is making a new film about the life of Jimmy Saville,
it's called
"oh she's eleven".....
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   Old Thread  #470 18 Oct 2012 at 6.55am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The nonce wings in prisons are now referred to as Saville row.
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