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   Old Thread  #524 3 Nov 2012 at 9.58pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thats sick mate
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   Old Thread  #523 3 Nov 2012 at 7.21am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
joke removed,due to lack of adult sense of humour,its only a joke you womble
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   Old Thread  #522 2 Nov 2012 at 10.09pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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breaking news......tropical storm Sandy has now been officially upgraded to 'British Summer'
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   Old Thread  #521 2 Nov 2012 at 9.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I told my wife that the chemistry has gone from our relationship.

She can't get anti-depressants any more and I've run out of Viagra.
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   Old Thread  #520 2 Nov 2012 at 7.18am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I got so sick of the trick and treaters the other night that i turned out the light and pretended i'm not in.
F--k the ships.My lighthouse,my rules
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   Old Thread  #519 2 Nov 2012 at 7.15am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I woke up this morning and my wife was getting ready for work.I said,"that blouse is a bit see through and it needs a f--king good ironing",she glared and said, "What blouse?"
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   Old Thread  #518 1 Nov 2012 at 10.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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like alot
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   Old Thread  #517 1 Nov 2012 at 8.19am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #516 1 Nov 2012 at 7.14am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Went to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween, the girl brought me a Chelsea shirt, I said I think you misheard me, I said I want to look like a Count.
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   Old Thread  #515 31 Oct 2012 at 5.58pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The Mayor of New York has said that the Halloween Parade will still go ahead as planned. In fact he says he is expecting a record number of floats
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   Old Thread  #514 31 Oct 2012 at 8.08am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Mark Clattenburg reported by chelsea for "inappropriate Language" Apparently he called Torres a striker.
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   Old Thread  #513 30 Oct 2012 at 5.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Police have spoken to Freddie starrs 34 year old fiancee and she has said she has never had reason to think he was a paedophile in all their 25 years together
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   Old Thread  #512 30 Oct 2012 at 5.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
if Mark Clattenburg did indeed make a racist remark then chelsea will be left with no option but to make him captain
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   Old Thread  #511 30 Oct 2012 at 3.50pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I shouted up the stairs to my 10 year old daughter,

"Grab the dirty washing off my bedroom floor, make sure you get it all this time, it's not hard!"

"The sock next to your side of the bed is." she replied.
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   Old Thread  #510 30 Oct 2012 at 1.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."


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