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   Old Thread  #608 27 Nov 2012 at 8.54am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was sat in a restaurant last night when this drunk old tart came over:"Anything I can do for you?" She purred."Yeah" I said, "get your tits out.""Ooh...you like my titties do ya?" She giggled."No love" I said, "they're dangling in my curry.
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   Old Thread  #607 27 Nov 2012 at 6.57am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just found out my Grand dad was half Irish and half Chinese.
he is called pat Noodle.
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   Old Thread  #606 25 Nov 2012 at 8.26pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I'm at the doctors surgery,and they don't know why I have this rather nasty rash on my ********.Guess I'II have to wait for the doctor now,these other patients are f--king clueless.
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   Old Thread  #605 25 Nov 2012 at 8.21pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #604 25 Nov 2012 at 3.39pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #601 25 Nov 2012 at 10.20am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #600 22 Nov 2012 at 9.05pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Didn't they also do 'bald headed woman' in the tune of 'more than a woman' Brian?
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   Old Thread  #599 22 Nov 2012 at 8.43pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Gianfranco Zola says he hates the chelsea ''merry-go-round'' management system.Probably because he's too small to go on it.
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   Old Thread  #598 22 Nov 2012 at 5.48pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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"Cheers for that",can't stop f--king singing it know,played it loud so my daughter and missus could hear and now they are doing my head in with it
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   Old Thread  #597 22 Nov 2012 at 5.13pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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i cannot hear that song without those alternative lyrics coming to my mind!!

i can see deirdre now lorraine has gone....
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   Old Thread  #596 22 Nov 2012 at 5.09pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You learn something new every day Brian
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   Old Thread  #595 22 Nov 2012 at 4.04pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Deirdre. the original joke, as it were, was about deirdre & lorraine.

actually, it was a story given on an old capital radio show spoof of radio 1`s "our tune" i think.
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   Old Thread  #594 22 Nov 2012 at 1.41pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My Chinese mate had a girlfriend named Lorraine.But he was cheating on her with another girl called Claire Lee
Unfortunately Lorraine died.At her funeral he stood up and sang."I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.
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