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That's brilliant Noj!!!  
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#575 18 Nov 2012 at 8.47pm | | |
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#574 17 Nov 2012 at 10.55pm | | |
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hes a big headed **** aint he
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#573 17 Nov 2012 at 5.22pm | | |
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The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop 'em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".
The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"
"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....."
"No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"
"Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"
The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day.
"What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 17 kids to chase after! Seventeen kids to wash, feed, clothe, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!"
"Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..."
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#572 17 Nov 2012 at 10.05am | | |
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Cyril Smith accused of abusing kids throughout his career.well I'm sorry,but if you cant outrun that fat c..t you deserved f..king.
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#571 17 Nov 2012 at 10.02am | | |
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Seeing all those kids on children in need really makes me appreciate how lucky i am.Mine have all grown up and f..ked off.
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#570 17 Nov 2012 at 9.58am | | |
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My new girlfriend gives ma marks out of ten when we have sex.Last night for example i shoved it right up her a jacksy and she yelled "nine,nine!"
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#569 17 Nov 2012 at 9.53am | | |
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Getting old is a terrible thing.This morning i went upstairs then forgot why,so i went back down to try to jog my memory......... That's when i $hit myself.
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#568 16 Nov 2012 at 8.25pm | | |
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Some men think that using a moisturiser after you've had a shave is a bit gay.
I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft.
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#567 15 Nov 2012 at 9.02pm | | |
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An oap is heading down the m1 to visit an old friend, suddenly he receives a phone call from his daughter.
"Dad be careful, I've just heard on the radio there's a nutter driving the wrong way down the m1"
"Not just the one love, there's bloody hundreds of the ****s!"
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#566 15 Nov 2012 at 6.32pm | | |
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In reply to Post #565
Latest football results: Real Madrid - 1 Surreal Madrid - fish
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#565 14 Nov 2012 at 9.20pm | | |
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"After stubbing his cigar in my eye because I wouldn't suck his cock, I hope that ******* Savile rots in hell."
P.Bear, BBC Studios, London.
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#564 14 Nov 2012 at 8.34pm | | |
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Just been to a bestiality orgy.
Every man and his dog was there.
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#563 14 Nov 2012 at 7.02pm | | |
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In reply to Post #558
 
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#562 14 Nov 2012 at 6.48pm | | |
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In reply to Post #560
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