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   Old Thread  #576 19 Nov 2012 at 5.44am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That's brilliant Noj!!!
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   Old Thread  #575 18 Nov 2012 at 8.47pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #574 17 Nov 2012 at 10.55pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
hes a big headed **** aint he
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   Old Thread  #573 17 Nov 2012 at 5.22pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop 'em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".

The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"

"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....."

"No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"

"Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"

The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day.

"What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 17 kids to chase after! Seventeen kids to wash, feed, clothe, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!"

"Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..."
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   Old Thread  #572 17 Nov 2012 at 10.05am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Cyril Smith accused of abusing kids throughout his career.well I'm sorry,but if you cant outrun that fat c..t you deserved f..king.
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   Old Thread  #571 17 Nov 2012 at 10.02am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Seeing all those kids on children in need really makes me appreciate how lucky i am.Mine have all grown up and f..ked off.
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   Old Thread  #570 17 Nov 2012 at 9.58am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My new girlfriend gives ma marks out of ten when we have sex.Last night for example i shoved it right up her a jacksy and she yelled "nine,nine!"
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   Old Thread  #569 17 Nov 2012 at 9.53am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Getting old is a terrible thing.This morning i went upstairs then forgot why,so i went back down to try to jog my memory......... That's when i $hit myself.
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   Old Thread  #568 16 Nov 2012 at 8.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Some men think that using a moisturiser after you've had a shave is a bit gay.

I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft.
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   Old Thread  #567 15 Nov 2012 at 9.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
An oap is heading down the m1 to visit an old friend, suddenly he receives a phone call from his daughter.

"Dad be careful, I've just heard on the radio there's a nutter driving the wrong way down the m1"

"Not just the one love, there's bloody hundreds of the ****s!"
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   Old Thread  #566 15 Nov 2012 at 6.32pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Latest football results: Real Madrid - 1 Surreal Madrid - fish
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   Old Thread  #565 14 Nov 2012 at 9.20pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"After stubbing his cigar in my eye because I wouldn't suck his cock, I hope that ******* Savile rots in hell."

P.Bear, BBC Studios, London.
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   Old Thread  #564 14 Nov 2012 at 8.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Just been to a bestiality orgy.

Every man and his dog was there.
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   Old Thread  #563 14 Nov 2012 at 7.02pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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