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 #600 22 Nov 2012 at 9.05pm | |   |
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In reply to Post #597
Didn't they also do 'bald headed woman' in the tune of 'more than a woman' Brian?
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#599 22 Nov 2012 at 8.43pm | | |
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Gianfranco Zola says he hates the chelsea ''merry-go-round'' management system.Probably because he's too small to go on it.
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#598 22 Nov 2012 at 5.48pm | | |
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In reply to Post #597
"Cheers for that",can't stop f--king singing it know,played it loud so my daughter and missus could hear and now they are doing my head in with it  
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#597 22 Nov 2012 at 5.13pm | | |
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#596 22 Nov 2012 at 5.09pm | | |
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In reply to Post #595
You learn something new every day Brian 
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#595 22 Nov 2012 at 4.04pm | | |
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Deirdre. the original joke, as it were, was about deirdre & lorraine.
actually, it was a story given on an old capital radio show spoof of radio 1`s "our tune" i think.
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#594 22 Nov 2012 at 1.41pm | | |
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My Chinese mate had a girlfriend named Lorraine.But he was cheating on her with another girl called Claire Lee
Unfortunately Lorraine died.At her funeral he stood up and sang."I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.
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#593 22 Nov 2012 at 1.38pm | | |
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My girlfriend walked in last night to see me sitting on the sofa, arms crossed.
"What's wrong with you?" she asked.
I said, "Have you seen the size of that **** you left down the toilet?"
"Sorry, I forgot to flush," she replied. "Is it big?"
"Yes, it's twice the size of my penis!" I said. "I've been asking you for anal for months!"
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#592 22 Nov 2012 at 1.36pm | | |
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When i heard Stephen Hawking had reached 70,I thought,F--k me that's one powerful wheelchair....!!
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#591 22 Nov 2012 at 1.33pm | | |
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Experts have predicted that by 2025 you will be no more than six feet away from an ex Chelsea manager.
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#590 22 Nov 2012 at 1.31pm | | |
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In reply to Post #589
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#589 22 Nov 2012 at 3.54am | | |
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In reply to Post #1
I saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.
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#588 21 Nov 2012 at 9.35pm | | |
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In reply to Post #587
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#587 21 Nov 2012 at 12.39pm | | |
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Paddy walks into the doctors straight in to the doctors room and boots him right in the knackers and says "thats for telling my wife she's got a nice F@nny"" i told her she had Acute Angina " the doctor replied
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#586 21 Nov 2012 at 6.20am | | |
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I walked into WH Smiths and asked "do you have that new self help book for men with small cocks?"Girl says "I don't think its in yet."I said"yeah that's the one.
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