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Paddy walks into the doctors straight in to the doctors room and boots him right in the knackers and says "thats for telling my wife she's got a nice F@nny"" i told her she had Acute Angina " the doctor replied
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#586 21 Nov 2012 at 6.20am | | |
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I walked into WH Smiths and asked "do you have that new self help book for men with small cocks?"Girl says "I don't think its in yet."I said"yeah that's the one.
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#585 20 Nov 2012 at 7.28pm | | |
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In reply to Post #584
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#584 20 Nov 2012 at 7.23pm | | |
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In reply to Post #581
Some goodens their mate 
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#583 20 Nov 2012 at 10.00am | | |
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In reply to Post #580
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#582 20 Nov 2012 at 9.59am | | |
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#581 20 Nov 2012 at 3.31am | | |
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Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby
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#580 20 Nov 2012 at 3.31am | | |
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Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador . ”Bugger that!" says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
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#579 20 Nov 2012 at 3.27am | | |
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An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat
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#578 20 Nov 2012 at 3.26am | | |
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19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over.
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#577 19 Nov 2012 at 11.27am | | |
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Apparently Lady Gaga's developed a nut allergy.
Guess that explains the recent rash on her inner thighs.
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#576 19 Nov 2012 at 5.44am | | |
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In reply to Post #567
That's brilliant Noj!!!  
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#575 18 Nov 2012 at 8.47pm | | |
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#574 17 Nov 2012 at 10.55pm | | |
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hes a big headed **** aint he
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#573 17 Nov 2012 at 5.22pm | | |
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The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop 'em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!".
The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?"
"Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....."
"No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?"
"Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!"
The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day.
"What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 17 kids to chase after! Seventeen kids to wash, feed, clothe, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!"
"Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..."
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