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 #705 13 Dec 2012 at 7.07am | |   |
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In reply to Post #702
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#704 12 Dec 2012 at 6.35pm | | |
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In reply to Post #702
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#703 12 Dec 2012 at 6.33pm | | |
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In reply to Post #702
 
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#702 12 Dec 2012 at 6.24pm | | |
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#701 12 Dec 2012 at 5.35pm | | |
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Breaking News.Nurse Jacintha Sadanas has turned up safe and well .In a phone call to an Australian radio broadcaster she said "Beat that for a f--king wind up"
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#700 12 Dec 2012 at 5.30pm | | |
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Dear Deirdre,my boyfriends a right dick!He told me the best cure for constipation was anal sex.I didn't believe him but after some persuasion he talked me into it and shagged me up the ar$e really hard. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated.What should i do? A.Blonde essex
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#699 12 Dec 2012 at 1.36pm | | |
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I tried having sex with my mum whilst I was drunk last night.
She pushed me off and said, "What is wrong with you?"
"I'm really sorry," I replied, as I sat on the edge of the bed, "It must be the alcohol."
"Either that or you don't fancy me anymore." she said, slapping my flaccid penis.
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#698 11 Dec 2012 at 6.42pm | | |
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In reply to Post #697
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#697 11 Dec 2012 at 6.36pm | | |
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What's the difference between a practical joke and a temperature?....
Nurses can take a temperature.
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#696 11 Dec 2012 at 6.34pm | | |
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RIP. SIR PATRICK MOORE
The man was a genius of an astronomer but even he couldn't figure out what them 3 f--king stars on man city's shirt mean.
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#695 11 Dec 2012 at 6.30pm | | |
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Its been confirmed that the coin that struck Rio Ferdinand was actually a Euro,
as Man city fans no longer have any need for them.
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#694 11 Dec 2012 at 5.52pm | | |
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In reply to Post #688
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#693 11 Dec 2012 at 5.45pm | | |
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In reply to Post #688
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#692 11 Dec 2012 at 4.24pm | | |
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I was telling the lads in the pub about all the sex I'd been having with a Thai woman.
"We've been shagging non-stop for a month," I bragged.
One lad said, "She must've had her period at some point..."
I winked and said, "We don't have that problem."
They looked disgusted and said, "Is she a ladyboy?"
I said, "No. She's 85."
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#691 11 Dec 2012 at 3.05pm | | |
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In reply to Post #684
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