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   Old Thread  #705 13 Dec 2012 at 7.07am Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #703 12 Dec 2012 at 6.33pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #702 12 Dec 2012 at 6.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I used to be a cowboy
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   Old Thread  #701 12 Dec 2012 at 5.35pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Breaking News.Nurse Jacintha Sadanas has turned up safe and well .In a phone call to an Australian radio broadcaster she said "Beat that for a f--king wind up"
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   Old Thread  #700 12 Dec 2012 at 5.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Dear Deirdre,my boyfriends a right dick!He told me the best cure for constipation was anal sex.I didn't believe him but after some persuasion he talked me into it and shagged me up the ar$e really hard. He's just rung me this morning saying he wants to try it again as he's still constipated.What should i do? A.Blonde essex
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   Old Thread  #699 12 Dec 2012 at 1.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I tried having sex with my mum whilst I was drunk last night.

She pushed me off and said, "What is wrong with you?"

"I'm really sorry," I replied, as I sat on the edge of the bed, "It must be the alcohol."

"Either that or you don't fancy me anymore." she said, slapping my flaccid penis.
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   Old Thread  #698 11 Dec 2012 at 6.42pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #697 11 Dec 2012 at 6.36pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What's the difference between a practical joke and a temperature?....
Nurses can take a temperature.
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   Old Thread  #696 11 Dec 2012 at 6.34pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
RIP. SIR PATRICK MOORE
The man was a genius of an astronomer but even he couldn't figure out what them 3 f--king stars on man city's shirt mean.
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   Old Thread  #695 11 Dec 2012 at 6.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Its been confirmed that the coin that struck Rio Ferdinand was actually a Euro,
as Man city fans no longer have any need for them.
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   Old Thread  #694 11 Dec 2012 at 5.52pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #692 11 Dec 2012 at 4.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I was telling the lads in the pub about all the sex I'd been having with a Thai woman.

"We've been shagging non-stop for a month," I bragged.

One lad said, "She must've had her period at some point..."

I winked and said, "We don't have that problem."

They looked disgusted and said, "Is she a ladyboy?"

I said, "No. She's 85."
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