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#969 24 Jan 2013 at 7.21pm | | | |
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Hazard kicked the ball boy for keeping the ball.Torres would've missed him, Cole would have shot him and Terry would've shagged his mother!!!Chelsea through and through.
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#968 24 Jan 2013 at 12.21pm | | | |
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The wife told me to get the broken camp bed mended as her mother was coming to stay this weekend.
"I don't need to bother" I said.
"Oh, and whys that?" my wife asked.
"Cows can sleep standing up" I replied.
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#967 24 Jan 2013 at 6.41am | | | |
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Roman Abramovich has just bought that Swansea ball boy for 14 million after keeping possession longer than any Chelsea player.
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#966 23 Jan 2013 at 9.59pm | | | |
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#965 23 Jan 2013 at 9.53pm | | | |
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What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?
One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.
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#964 23 Jan 2013 at 8.30pm | | | |
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My wife stood modelling the new underwear she'd ordered.
"What do you think"she asked.
I said "Its different to how it is in the catalogue."
"How is it different?"she said.
I replied,"I don't have a hard on....!"
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#963 23 Jan 2013 at 8.26pm | | | |
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#962 23 Jan 2013 at 8.24pm | | | |
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#961 23 Jan 2013 at 8.14pm | | | |
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I walked into the chemist's today.
"Excuse me" I said to the girl behind the counter. "Do you have any Tena pads? The wife's sent me for some."
"Of course we do sir." She replied. "A big box?"
"Yes." I told her.
"Fcukking massive, actually !!!
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#960 23 Jan 2013 at 8.07pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #954
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#959 23 Jan 2013 at 8.00pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #954
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#958 23 Jan 2013 at 7.55pm | | | |
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#957 23 Jan 2013 at 7.45pm | | | |
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People should give lance Armstrong a break after everything he's done for charity, like when he donated a bollok to help mend Harry redknapps face
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#956 23 Jan 2013 at 7.34pm | | | |
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