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   Old Thread  #966 23 Jan 2013 at 9.59pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #965 23 Jan 2013 at 9.53pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?

One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.
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   Old Thread  #964 23 Jan 2013 at 8.30pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife stood modelling the new underwear she'd ordered.
"What do you think"she asked.
I said "Its different to how it is in the catalogue."
"How is it different?"she said.
I replied,"I don't have a hard on....!"
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   Old Thread  #963 23 Jan 2013 at 8.26pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #962 23 Jan 2013 at 8.24pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #961 23 Jan 2013 at 8.14pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I walked into the chemist's today.

"Excuse me" I said to the girl behind the counter. "Do you have any Tena pads? The wife's sent me for some."

"Of course we do sir." She replied. "A big box?"

"Yes." I told her.

"Fcukking massive, actually !!!
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   Old Thread  #960 23 Jan 2013 at 8.07pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #959 23 Jan 2013 at 8.00pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #957 23 Jan 2013 at 7.45pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
People should give lance Armstrong a break after everything he's done for charity, like when he donated a bollok to help mend Harry redknapps face
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   Old Thread  #955 23 Jan 2013 at 6.43pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A potential first could happen in this season league cup final,with 2 teams from outside England reaching the final.Swansea from Wales and Bradford from Pakistan.
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   Old Thread  #954 23 Jan 2013 at 6.40pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
People should lay off Lance Armstrong I think what he achieved was amazing.
When i was on drugs i couldn't even find my bike
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   Old Thread  #952 23 Jan 2013 at 5.44pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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thats the best :D HAHAHAHAH
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