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In reply to Post #954
 
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#965 23 Jan 2013 at 9.53pm | | |
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What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?
One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.
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#964 23 Jan 2013 at 8.30pm | | |
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My wife stood modelling the new underwear she'd ordered.
"What do you think"she asked.
I said "Its different to how it is in the catalogue."
"How is it different?"she said.
I replied,"I don't have a hard on....!"
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#963 23 Jan 2013 at 8.26pm | | |
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In reply to Post #961
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#962 23 Jan 2013 at 8.24pm | | |
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In reply to Post #961
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#961 23 Jan 2013 at 8.14pm | | |
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I walked into the chemist's today.
"Excuse me" I said to the girl behind the counter. "Do you have any Tena pads? The wife's sent me for some."
"Of course we do sir." She replied. "A big box?"
"Yes." I told her.
"Fcukking massive, actually !!!
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#960 23 Jan 2013 at 8.07pm | | |
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In reply to Post #954
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#959 23 Jan 2013 at 8.00pm | | |
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In reply to Post #954
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#958 23 Jan 2013 at 7.55pm | | |
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In reply to Post #957
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#957 23 Jan 2013 at 7.45pm | | |
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People should give lance Armstrong a break after everything he's done for charity, like when he donated a bollok to help mend Harry redknapps face
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#956 23 Jan 2013 at 7.34pm | | |
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#955 23 Jan 2013 at 6.43pm | | |
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A potential first could happen in this season league cup final,with 2 teams from outside England reaching the final.Swansea from Wales and Bradford from Pakistan. 
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#954 23 Jan 2013 at 6.40pm | | |
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People should lay off Lance Armstrong I think what he achieved was amazing.
When i was on drugs i couldn't even find my bike
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#953 23 Jan 2013 at 6.18pm | | |
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In reply to Post #946
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#952 23 Jan 2013 at 5.44pm | | |
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In reply to Post #939
thats the best :D HAHAHAHAH
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