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 #972 25 Jan 2013 at 9.55am | |   |
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#971 24 Jan 2013 at 7.53pm | | |
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Attendance call on the first day back at school in Birmingham. The teacher begun calling out the names of the pupils;
"Mustafa al Eih Zeri?" "here."
"Achmed el kbul?" "Here."
"Fatima Al Hayek?" "Here"
"Ali Addul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin kadir?" "here"
"Ali son al Len" Silence in the classroom.
"Ali Son al Len" continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
She repeated,"is there any child here called Ali Son al Len?"
A girl rose and said,Sorry teacher.I think that's me.It's pronounced Alison Allen.
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#970 24 Jan 2013 at 7.22pm | | |
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#969 24 Jan 2013 at 7.21pm | | |
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Hazard kicked the ball boy for keeping the ball.Torres would've missed him, Cole would have shot him and Terry would've shagged his mother!!!Chelsea through and through.
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#968 24 Jan 2013 at 12.21pm | | |
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The wife told me to get the broken camp bed mended as her mother was coming to stay this weekend.
"I don't need to bother" I said.
"Oh, and whys that?" my wife asked.
"Cows can sleep standing up" I replied.
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#967 24 Jan 2013 at 6.41am | | |
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Roman Abramovich has just bought that Swansea ball boy for 14 million after keeping possession longer than any Chelsea player.
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#966 23 Jan 2013 at 9.59pm | | |
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#965 23 Jan 2013 at 9.53pm | | |
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What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?
One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.
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#964 23 Jan 2013 at 8.30pm | | |
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My wife stood modelling the new underwear she'd ordered.
"What do you think"she asked.
I said "Its different to how it is in the catalogue."
"How is it different?"she said.
I replied,"I don't have a hard on....!"
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#963 23 Jan 2013 at 8.26pm | | |
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#962 23 Jan 2013 at 8.24pm | | |
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#961 23 Jan 2013 at 8.14pm | | |
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I walked into the chemist's today.
"Excuse me" I said to the girl behind the counter. "Do you have any Tena pads? The wife's sent me for some."
"Of course we do sir." She replied. "A big box?"
"Yes." I told her.
"Fcukking massive, actually !!!
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#960 23 Jan 2013 at 8.07pm | | |
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#959 23 Jan 2013 at 8.00pm | | |
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#958 23 Jan 2013 at 7.55pm | | |
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