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In reply to Post #1257
 
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#1257 6 Mar 2013 at 7.02am | | |
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So Sir Alex Ferguson's decision to rest him has backfired...
Don't worry, Howard Webb will be back in the starting line-up on Sunday.
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#1256 6 Mar 2013 at 6.51am | | |
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I don't know about anyone else, but I quite enjoyed Nani's tribute to Eric Cantona
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#1255 5 Mar 2013 at 10.14pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1253
its hurts but
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#1254 5 Mar 2013 at 10.08pm | | |
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No more Champions League football for United this season.They can enjoy the rest.
Nani will be glad of the chance of putting his feet up.
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#1253 5 Mar 2013 at 10.02pm | | |
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The last time I saw a decision that bad involving a Nani, Tyrone had just asked Kevin Webster to watch Ruby.
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#1252 5 Mar 2013 at 5.49pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1248
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#1251 5 Mar 2013 at 5.48pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1246
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#1250 5 Mar 2013 at 3.08pm | | |
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I dragged a chubby bird home with me from the pub last night.
She went straight into the bedroom, got undressed and lay spreadeagled on the bed.
She said, "You know what I want, don't you?"
I said, "Yeah, the whole fukcing bed to yourself by the looks of things".
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#1249 5 Mar 2013 at 9.59am | | |
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#1248 5 Mar 2013 at 9.53am | | |
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A little boy and his dad are in a queue at the supermarket checkout and in front of them is a really huge women.
The little boy looks her over,then says very loudly to his dad,"She's really huge and fat,isn't she daddy?"
The father is embarrassed and tries to get his son to quieten down.
But the boy yells out,"she's the fattest woman I have ever seen,just look at the size of her arse,daddy!"
The father apologizes to the woman and says to his son, "we don't talk about people who are different to us,son,and we don't use foul language, don't do it again!" the little boy seems to get the message and stands there quietly for awhile,but then the woman's beeper goes off and the little boy shouts, "LOOK OUT, daddy,she's going to fukcing back over you!!"
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#1247 5 Mar 2013 at 6.39am | | |
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In reply to Post #1246
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#1246 4 Mar 2013 at 11.11pm | | |
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Paddy pulls up at a red light beside a gorgeous young woman, smiles at her and lowers his window.
The woman smiles back and also lowers her window.
"Ah," says Paddy, "so you farted too?"
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#1245 4 Mar 2013 at 7.05pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1240
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#1244 4 Mar 2013 at 5.42pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1240
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