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   Old Thread  #1332 14 Mar 2013 at 6.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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My computer beat me at chess. But itís no match for me at kick-boxing.
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   Old Thread  #1330 14 Mar 2013 at 5.48pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1328 14 Mar 2013 at 4.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1327 14 Mar 2013 at 2.25pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I like breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked, was a nice shaved snatch.

Apparently I'm not welcome in KFC anymore.
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   Old Thread  #1325 14 Mar 2013 at 1.28pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1324 14 Mar 2013 at 1.17pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A welsh farmer was f--king his prize ewe when his sheepdog came over and started licking his ---hole.
Although it helped him come quicker,he couldn't help but think-dogs are dirty b.....ds!.
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   Old Thread  #1323 14 Mar 2013 at 1.08pm Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
"Don't forget it's Steak and Blowjob Day today!" I said to the wife before I left work.

"That's not fair," she moaned. "What do I get out of all this? "....

"A trip to the butchers and a protein shake!"
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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.
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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.
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