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In reply to Post #1324
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#1324 14 Mar 2013 at 1.17pm | | |
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A welsh farmer was f--king his prize ewe when his sheepdog came over and started licking his ---hole.
Although it helped him come quicker,he couldn't help but think-dogs are dirty b.....ds!.
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#1323 14 Mar 2013 at 1.08pm | | |
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"Don't forget it's Steak and Blowjob Day today!" I said to the wife before I left work.
"That's not fair," she moaned. "What do I get out of all this? "....
"A trip to the butchers and a protein shake!"
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#1322 14 Mar 2013 at 1.02pm | | |
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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.
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#1321 14 Mar 2013 at 1.02pm | | |
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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.
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#1320 14 Mar 2013 at 12.20pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1317
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#1319 14 Mar 2013 at 9.12am | | |
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In reply to Post #1317
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#1318 14 Mar 2013 at 7.26am | | |
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In reply to Post #1317
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#1317 14 Mar 2013 at 7.17am | | |
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White smoke from the Vatican, That can only meen one thing;
They've finally finished burning all the laptops and hard drives.
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#1316 14 Mar 2013 at 6.08am | | |
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One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don't want to go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job or we have @nal sex. The wife isn't to pleased but realizes it's one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says well, what's it to be. She isn't pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, your d1ck tastes like sh1t. He replies: "Yeh, the dog didn't want to go either
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#1315 13 Mar 2013 at 10.06pm | | |
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How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
When she flips you over, holds you down and fukcs you ..up the arse with her clitoris.
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#1314 13 Mar 2013 at 8.10pm | | |
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Brown smoke is coming from my arse.
The new Plop has arrived.
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#1313 13 Mar 2013 at 7.09pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1312
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#1312 13 Mar 2013 at 4.31pm | | |
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Little Timmy hears his parents arguing... Mom: You b@stard! Your d1ck is too small! Dad: Oh yeah bitch? Well your c*nt is too hairy! *Never hearing these words before he asks them what they mean. Mom: Oh, well, sometimes adults call each other bitches and b@stards... and d1ck and c*nt is what we nicknamed our coats... *Satisfied with these answers he leaves. The next day was Thanksgiving. *He goes upstairs and his dad cuts himself while shaving Dad:Sh1t! Timmy: Daddy what does sh1it mean? Dad: uh... It's the brand of shaving creme I'm using... go downstairs. *Goes downstairs and his mom burns herself from the turkey Mom:Fcuk! Timmy:Mommy what does fcuk mean? Mom:um... It's the kind of stuffing I'm using *The guests arrive and determined to put his new vocabulary to use, he says... Timmy: Okay all you bitches and b@stards, you can hang your d1cks and c*nts in the closet. My dad is putting sh1t on his face and my mom is fcuking the turkey
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#1311 13 Mar 2013 at 4.28pm | | |
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In reply to Post #1308
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