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   Old Thread  #1410 24 Mar 2013 at 2.16pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1409 24 Mar 2013 at 2.01pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1408 24 Mar 2013 at 1.55pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?"

The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!"

To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fcuking talking aren't you?
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   Old Thread  #1407 24 Mar 2013 at 1.54pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
My wife said she wanted bigger t1ts. I said "get some toilet paper and rub it in between ya t1ts every morning". She said "Dont be daft, how's that gonna work?" I said "Well you have been doing the same to ya @rse all y life and look at the size of that!
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   Old Thread  #1406 24 Mar 2013 at 1.52pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
For a week, me and my mate decided to speak and act like we do on social networks.

We would say things like, "Steve likes this" or "Hashtag amazing".

It was all fun until he caught me outside his sister's room furiously masturbating.
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   Old Thread  #1405 24 Mar 2013 at 1.51pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Told the wife, "My new job is having sex live on stage."
She said, "Are you having me on?"
I replied, "I'll ask, but so far they've all been thin & pretty
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   Old Thread  #1404 24 Mar 2013 at 10.02am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1403 24 Mar 2013 at 9.44am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That is very, very funny
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   Old Thread  #1402 24 Mar 2013 at 9.43am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Paddy goes to the florist and says,id like to buy some flowers for my girlfriend."The florist says "certainly,what are you after?"Paddy says,"A tit w..k and maybe one up the arse
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   Old Thread  #1401 24 Mar 2013 at 9.37am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
For me,sex is like spreading butter on toast.Its possible with a credit card ,but much easier with a knife
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   Old Thread  #1400 24 Mar 2013 at 9.36am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I called the R.S.P.C.A today and said,"ive just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs,"
"That's terrible,"she replied."Are they moving?" "I'm not sure,to be honest,"i said,"But that would explain the suitcase."
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   Old Thread  #1399 23 Mar 2013 at 6.38pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I was on the ghost train at my local funfair last night.
Should of heard the kids screaming for all they were worth.

Anyone would think they'd never seen a cock before.........
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   Old Thread  #1398 23 Mar 2013 at 6.34pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
A priest was caught masturbating by his altar boy.He said,"what are you doing father?" "Its called .......,he replied,"you'll be doing this soon." "Why,father?"he asked.Because my arms f..king killing me.
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   Old Thread  #1397 23 Mar 2013 at 6.23pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
I stayed in a Premier Inn last night with the family. I went to reception and said “I hope the pornography on the TV is disabled”. The receptionist shouted at me, “you sick *******, it’s normal porn”
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   Old Thread  #1396 22 Mar 2013 at 10.22pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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