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#1449 27 Mar 2013 at 8.00pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1435
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#1448 27 Mar 2013 at 7.58pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1447
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#1447 27 Mar 2013 at 7.54pm | | | |
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#1446 27 Mar 2013 at 7.51pm | | | |
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So in the space of a few days, we've gone from Rio not wanting to play in the England team, to the England team not wanting to play in Rio...
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#1445 27 Mar 2013 at 7.50pm | | | |
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Gary Neville's father has being arrested on suspicion of indecent assault.
Van Persie could have been killed,' said a furious Alex Ferguson.
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#1444 27 Mar 2013 at 7.50pm | | | |
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I got fired on my first day as a Masseuse today.Apparently "Finishing off on my face" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
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#1443 27 Mar 2013 at 7.47pm | | | |
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#1442 27 Mar 2013 at 7.42pm | | | |
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Neville Neville father of Gary and Phil Neville has been charged with sexual assault,if found guilty he runs the risk of getting himself a bad name!
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#1441 27 Mar 2013 at 6.19pm | | | |
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I got talking to a freaky tattooed chick in a nightclub. As she leaned in and stroked my leg she whispered into my ear, "Tell me, have you ever had a bird sh1t all over your chest?"
"Only once," I replied, "and that was my own fault really for falling asleep under a tree."
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#1440 27 Mar 2013 at 4.44pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1433
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#1439 27 Mar 2013 at 4.39pm | | | |
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#1438 27 Mar 2013 at 3.21pm | | | |
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fcuk is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!
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#1437 27 Mar 2013 at 3.02pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1436
I saw an advert in a shop window this morning. It said "Flatscreen TV. Stuck on full volume. £1." I thought "Well I can't turn that down." 
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#1436 26 Mar 2013 at 5.07pm | | | |
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A lesbian regained consciousness in hospital. She saw a doctor, a nurse and a young man by her bed.
"You're lucky to be alive," said the doctor. "Your car crashed in a blizzard, and this young man found you unconscious. He rang for an ambulance, but it couldn't get through the snow. So he carried you all the way here in the cold, and we found you needed a blood transfusion. Fortunately, his blood group is the same as yours, so he gave some of his. Then he phoned a garage and got your car picked up, and now it's fixed. So you'll be okay, and this nurse has driven your car here, so that's ready."
The lesbian said, "Thank you EVER so much." She reached up and hugged the nurse, then snarled at the young man, "Too much trouble for you to go and fetch my car, was it?"
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