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   Old Thread  #2611 10 Oct 2018 at 10.31pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Im here all week...
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   Old Thread  #2610 9 Oct 2018 at 10.27pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Now that's better .
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   Old Thread  #2609 9 Oct 2018 at 8.51am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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The letter u would appropriately fit in there somewhere.
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   Old Thread  #2608 1 Oct 2018 at 11.52pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hmmm
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   Old Thread  #2607 23 Sept 2018 at 10.23pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
What goes in and out and stinks of p155?.















Your grandparents doing the Hokey Cokey.
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   Old Thread  #2606 23 Sept 2018 at 11.19am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #2605 29 Aug 2018 at 9.44pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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, i went into the jewellers today and said to the fella , " I've come to buy a watch " , he said analogue , I said no , just the watch
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   Old Thread  #2604 29 Aug 2018 at 6.05pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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That's a bit insensitive, I had to put my dog down today.














Weighed a bloody ton.
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   Old Thread  #2603 27 Aug 2018 at 6.35am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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I went to the dentist today he said say aahhhh , I said why , he said coz my dog died
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   Old Thread  #2602 26 Aug 2018 at 1.14pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Hold up... Black footballers staying away from football grounds because of racism!
What feck is west hams excuse then cause they have not turned up this season🤣
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   Old Thread  #2601 14 Aug 2018 at 10.07pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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You're a wrong 'un ralphy
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   Old Thread  #2600 14 Aug 2018 at 8.47pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Sorry mate , never saw them , thought you was on about carpypats post from 6years ago 😂
Anyway , what do you call a black man ...............😂




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   Old Thread  #2599 14 Aug 2018 at 8.33pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Peace and love man....
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   Old Thread  #2598 14 Aug 2018 at 8.14pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Stop being so PC and get you hair cut.
Bloody hippies
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   Old Thread  #2597 14 Aug 2018 at 7.36pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Alright ralphy.

There was a load of posts about offensive jokes and I was putting my pov across.

But... now they've all gone!

Maybe I'm losing my marbles in my old age!

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