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The wife and I were at home watching TV.
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!”
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#1529 13 Apr 2013 at 11.57am | | | |
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In reply to Post #1528
 Brilliant!
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#1528 13 Apr 2013 at 7.29am | | | |
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried wiping their arse with an iPad.
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#1527 12 Apr 2013 at 9.35pm | | | |
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#1526 12 Apr 2013 at 7.20pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1525
Best witch joke i seen thanks to Paul.....
Maggie Thatcher has only been in hell 20 minutes and she has already shut down 3 furnaces
and 1521 also had me in stiches
Paul I am pm you my photo album 
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#1525 12 Apr 2013 at 7.16pm | | | |
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#1524 12 Apr 2013 at 6.42pm | | | |
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In reply to Post #1523
my missus told me that my obsession with only fools and horses had ruined our marriage
she said , i want you out of this house now.
i said ok , ill fetch the suitcase from the van
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#1523 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm | | | |
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#1522 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm | | | |
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#1521 11 Apr 2013 at 3.06pm | | | |
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Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence!  
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#1520 11 Apr 2013 at 3.05pm | | | |
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#1519 10 Apr 2013 at 5.52pm | | | |
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Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
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#1518 10 Apr 2013 at 3.56pm | | | |
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#1517 10 Apr 2013 at 2.48pm | | | |
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#1516 10 Apr 2013 at 11.59am | | | |
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