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   Old Thread  #1530 13 Apr 2013 at 6.30pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
The wife and I were at home watching TV.
I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel!
You already know how to fish!”
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   Old Thread  #1529 13 Apr 2013 at 11.57am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Brilliant!
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   Old Thread  #1528 13 Apr 2013 at 7.29am  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried wiping their arse with an iPad.
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   Old Thread  #1527 12 Apr 2013 at 9.35pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1526 12 Apr 2013 at 7.20pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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Best witch joke i seen thanks to Paul.....

Maggie Thatcher has only been in hell 20 minutes and she has already shut down 3 furnaces

and 1521 also had me in stiches

Paul I am pm you my photo album
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   Old Thread  #1525 12 Apr 2013 at 7.16pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1524 12 Apr 2013 at 6.42pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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my missus told me that my obsession with only fools and horses had ruined our marriage
she said , i want you out of this house now.
i said ok , ill fetch the suitcase from the van
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   Old Thread  #1523 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1522 12 Apr 2013 at 1.54pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
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   Old Thread  #1521 11 Apr 2013 at 3.06pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence!
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   Old Thread  #1519 10 Apr 2013 at 5.52pm  Login so you can post / reply  Register so you can join in!
Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
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